march 28th 

anyone born on this day is so sweet, and kindhearted. no matter how much they joke around and shit like that, they’re an amazing person with a absolutely breathtaking personality. if you’re born on this day you deserve so much love! ❤️

someone: hey when’s your birthday?
you/someone: march 28th, why?
someone: woah! you’re probably a amazing person<333

march 28th by marsyouidiot December 6, 2021

march sadness 

As opposed to March Madness, March Sadness is the deep, depressing feeling that comes when your brackets are completely fucked up and your favorite team lost.

Guy #1: Dude, what's wrong with Brad?
Guy #2: Ohio St. lost last night- he's got a case of March Sadness.

march sadness by lykomgrachel! July 20, 2008

march 8th 

March 8th is the day a guy gets a BJ from a random girl.

Hey! I girl was walking by and started giving me a BJ; but that’s okay cause it’s March 8th.

march 8th by March8thh October 15, 2019

March 30 

National that bitch day . The day where people in march that are born on this day are just that bitch

She has always been that bitch on March 30th.

March 30 by Chhu October 16, 2019

march 26 

national fuck a girl day

oh sweet it is march 26 time to lose my virginity

march 26 by handlebarchick June 6, 2018

March 18 

Like a secondary 420 this day everyone will smoke the dankest of pot and big booty bitches will come to please you

Oh shit, it's March 18th, time to get high asf fuck

March 18 by Nigg3rFaggot42069 October 15, 2019

March 1st 

March 1st is national ass grab day.

Its march 1st! You know what time it is. Free pass to grab ass! .

March 1st by Suckmyass_.a October 21, 2019