Muddy Armadillo

Pulling out of an anal sex session while wearing a ribbed condom that results a in skid marks on your ding ding.

Bro I hope I don’t get a muddy armadillo like I got last night when I bent you over.

by Muddillo April 22, 2023

Muddy Clapper

When you shit in your hand and jerk off with it.

Using your own faecal matter as lubrication to have a wank.

Johnny was horny and needed to poo, so he gave himself a muddy clapper.

by Betty Blue Balls August 7, 2025

muddy snake

A muddy snake is when you go in clean but you pull out muddy.

Dude she gave me a muddy snake it was smelly af.

by Famstrokern June 28, 2017

Muddy Spliff

A muddy spliff is when you smoke 5 honey berry backwoods then take your leftover roaches and grind them in your grinder then roll it into a joint with a filter. Caution take small hits at a time. Inhale in the mouth then inhale into lungs with a loose throat, because it will be very harsh.

Effects:

-instant head rush that kicks you in the face

-dizziness (don’t stand up or do stand up idc)

-long lasting high but short head high

-makes an experienced smoker feel like a newbie again

“Aye bruh what the fuck was that?!”

“Itsa muddy spliff aha you feel that shit hit your face? ! “

“Damn. yeah!”

by MuddySpliff Inventor March 26, 2021

muddy

coolest nigga alive, who can hate mud?

you: muddy is so cool!!
me: so true

by kikiwikiZ November 20, 2023

Muddy

Muddy is a moderator on the DEAD AHEAD community server on discord. He is infamous for being British and having his own sticker that says YOU ARE A MUDDY. He also manufactures muddy bombs (Make you stupid). The people of DACS have a habit of killing muddies.

you are a muddy

by yaintgotmeme May 21, 2023

muddy rimjob

When the rimjob got a little more brown than it should.

“Yeah last weekend I gave Sam a muddy rimjob.”

by Lemonboolaiid March 15, 2024