luke

Luke has the biggest dick ever. But he is also the biggest douche ever. He's the jock that everyone likes until he starts hitting on all the girls which turns him into a fuckboy that no one likes.

Oh my god he's such a luke

by Twittertweetcleats March 10, 2017

Luke

Proper soft twat, luke is a very soft pussy who has a very small peen dog, he has no whit or good sense of personality... Luke definition 2: selfish cunt, luke is cock stain who dosent do jack jiz for anyone else but himself

Person 1: that luke lad has a proper baby cock

Person 2: but but ... I think

Person 1: I don't give a donkeys breath what u think your a dillusional Dickhead and I hope you die

Person 2: walks off

Person 3: 'person 2 is in tears what did you say to him'

Person 1: I was telling him how luke was a heeping shite and smells like Dick fish and person 2 begged to differ so I cunted him in the gums

Luke Taylor is a penis cartwheel and I hope he bangs his glass chin on a grimy public toilet seat

by AtLfc123 January 5, 2020

Luke

A fat bastard/morbidly obese person who loves an 8 year-old with a nice arse

Yesterday I saw luke seducing a 5 year-old whilst eating a big mac on a mobility scooter

by Phillip crossley May 10, 2019

Luke

The worlds sexiest man!!

Jonn: Hey Aime have you seen Luke?
Aime: That sexy motherfucking creature? He’s over there💖💖
Jonn: Ok thanks

by Aaaaiiimmmeeeee June 3, 2018

Luke

a pedophile

Person 1: Is Luke banned from Discord yet?
Person 2: No, and it's surprising, he sent a pp picture to a 15 year old.

by Coronavirus!! May 5, 2020

Luke

A dude that looks like Post Malone. He often exaggerates the truth but never lies, he doesn't care enough to.

Person A: "Luke is a chill guy."

Person B: "Who's Luke?"

by frickmynameisnterika February 26, 2019

Luke

Comes from Latin toot meaning “light” he is awesome!

Luke is my light in the darkness!😍

by The know it all!! June 19, 2018