low job

The positive female equivalent of getting a blow job. Cunnilingus. Also known as the verb to be "lolly-popped."

"LJ" for short.

Why is it that women never brag about getting low jobs?

He's a nice guy but he sucks at giving low jobs.

by allkindsofwrong June 14, 2013

Low Watt

Derived from the measurement of a light bulb's brightness, "Low Watt" is a term used for the dimwitted or used to describe dimwitted behavior.

"Kevin cover your fucking mouth when you sneeze you low watt motherfucker!"

by Brahbruhbro October 22, 2014

Low Level Neville

Synonymous with "noob." Someone who is bad at a video game.

Piethagoram and StormBiscuit are low level nevilles

by •Nevo October 15, 2015

low key peng

Low key peng means, when someone is attractive but it is not appreciated as much as it should be.

"Ayyy you know that guy from English class is low key peng"

by Badasschick101 July 17, 2016

Low Two

Two butt cheeks intentionally smacking into another set of butt cheeks. Usually celebratory, like a high five. But instead of a high five it is a low two.

To initiate a low two for the first time or any time, simply declare, "low two!" Once you turn your backside towards your friend, they will understand the premise and clash cheeks with you.

After winning a point in spike ball, the two teammates celebrated with a low two.

by yaboidaniez September 20, 2020

Low Mass

The Sacrifice of the Mass without, chanting, music or incense. Limited ceremonies are used and there is usally only one server and a priest. These Masses are usally celebrated on weekdays.

Archbishop Bugnini got triggered about Low Mass because the congregation are not supposed to make responses.

by Skyrim550 December 15, 2021

Low Rent Republican

A person, usually American, whose Conservative mindset, will rally against their own best interest unwittingly leading to a lower quality of life. Also, a Conservative Republican that doesn't make enough money to truly reap the benefits of massive tax-cuts associated with the upper tier of income earners.

Braxtyn is a Low Rent Republican because he's on welfare and voted for a candidate who cut social benefits. Also, Kryztn is such a stupid Low Rent Republican she voted Republican and her taxes went up!

by bentslightly October 30, 2019