A condition that affects men when they buy a lotus motor vehicle in their 50’s. This condition is caused by predominantly a middle-aged crisis but the condition can be exacerbated by not being able to actually park the car on the driveway properly, or returning the lotus motor vehicle back to the dealer for a re-call in the pouring rain, only for the car dealer to tell the client lotus are a poor man’s Aston Martin. The condition involves temporary blindness, acting like a clown in the workplace whilst tax dodging HMRC normally during half-term periods.
I think he has contracted Lotusitus.
by BanjoDave February 18, 2026
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I think he has contracted Lotusitus.
by BanjoDave February 18, 2026
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"you look like a lotuscyan"
by geezer1217 October 6, 2025
Get the lotuscyan mug.someone who lays on the couch & reads fiction all the time & complains about how nothing gets done around the house.
you're lying on the remote again you lousber; you havent moved since i left 6 hours ago you lousber; stop being such a lousber & put some bandages on those bed sores.
by gggreggg January 7, 2008
Get the lousber mug.Someone who stands in lines in roller coster parks that gross people out by eating/playing with really big bugs like locust. When doing this you might be able to get to the ride faster because people get grossed out and leave.
LocusLina- Licks bug*
People in the line - Ewwwww
LocusLina- Eats Bug*
People in line - Throws up or walks out
People in the line - Ewwwww
LocusLina- Eats Bug*
People in line - Throws up or walks out
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by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
Get the lotsastuff mug.A slang way of saying, "Let's go", often used in hockey dressing rooms. Pronounced mostly in a "Borat" type accent.
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