The condition of being stuck listening to a person ramble on about something you don't particularly care about - usually one on one when you have better things to do.
by BgGb February 15, 2008

When someone with hairy nether-regions exhibits less than adequate hygiene, the matted hair due to excess fecal matter forms these disgusting ass dreadlocks.
by Jocko Tam April 26, 2010

A group of cool flash animators who suck a hell lot less than the clock crew. They are led by the awesome Banana Lock. You can't kill the Locks. They pwn you. They're flashes are funnier and have more effort put into them
by LimeWire Man December 12, 2008

the act of one or more people ganging up on a person, taking their i phone without being noticed, and locking them out by using incorrect passwords. if done right you can time it and eventually lock them off for two hours or more. this will literary make your day .
dude we password locked Dylan today and he started crying!, password locking is now my new favorite hobby!
by vortexwolf13 September 13, 2011

1. When two partners engage in intercourse and their genital pubes get entangled/hooked with one another.
2. When one masturbates, then cums in his hand and falls asleep only to wake up to their hand glued to their dick and the pain deriving from the pubes that get caught in the middle of the hand and penis when trying to release the grip.
2. When one masturbates, then cums in his hand and falls asleep only to wake up to their hand glued to their dick and the pain deriving from the pubes that get caught in the middle of the hand and penis when trying to release the grip.
Oh, OHHHH YEAHHH ohh oh OHH OH OHHHWWWWW AH AH AH AHHHHHH AH GAWD AH AHHH ASSSSSSSDFGHJKLLLLLKGOCDCGCUFY,CJUF 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209 749445923078164062862089986280348253421170
AHHHHHHH and done.
So I was doing Demi last night, and it was great and all but we kept getting pube locks, but that didn't stop us, so now we're as smooth as bald eagles
AHHHHHHH and done.
So I was doing Demi last night, and it was great and all but we kept getting pube locks, but that didn't stop us, so now we're as smooth as bald eagles
by The Brown Joint January 16, 2012

by r2d3 December 19, 2008

G-LocK is a so called gang that comes from the square there code names consist of fucked up names that start with the letter G and they all think that theyre hard because they have SOME black in them. although some of them look like they are white and that they are 3
the name G-LocK comes from the gun called a GLOCK (please refer to glock and then you will see how much of a life g lock really doesnt have)
the name G-LocK comes from the gun called a GLOCK (please refer to glock and then you will see how much of a life g lock really doesnt have)
by Chantal February 14, 2005
