lobster babes

If your body is proportional

damn homie, look at that lobster babe, her ass is huge

by 24s is a good song May 24, 2003

Brown Lobster

A brown lobster is a person who has spent so much time at the beach that they're skin has become brown and leathery.

"There's alot of brown lobsters at the beach today".

"You spend so much time at the beach, your becoming a brown lobster".

by Marlon Dready November 7, 2009

She's your Lobster

From the sitcom Friends.
Phoebe talking complete nonsense, exclaiming that Rachel is Ross' lobster and their suppose to grow old together.

nicole trying to use the 'she's your lobster line on me'
nicole: you're my lobster
me: WTF?
nicole: you know, off friends?
me: uhh no...
nicole: =/
me: owned!

by i'm licking your windows March 15, 2009

Lewiston lobster roll

A Maine red hot dog, commonly referred to as a red snapper served from the weenie wagon

I'll have 2 lewiston lobster rolls with mustard and ketchup please

by Weenieman04072 August 19, 2023

Full Blown Lobsters

A bad case of crabs or a funny way to say someone has or could possibly have crabs.

'Dude, he doesn't have crabs, he has full blown lobsters!'

by FranceInThePants October 2, 2011

Chicago Lobster Boil

When a woman inserts a live lobster's tail into her vagina, and then begins running a lighter along the protruding limbs/face. The pain inflicted on the lobster results in panicked convulsions and the woman experiences multiple, intense orgasms.

"Bitch, why you got a lobster in yo pussy!?"

"It's called a Chicago Lobster Boil, it feels amazing!"

by LobsterFan69420 May 9, 2021

Mini lobster claw

The sexual act of inserting your thumb in her vagina and your pointer finger into her butt and attempting to make them touch by pinching them together like a claw. For beginners

I didn't want to scare her so I only gave her the mini lobster claw

by Secret agent Randy Beans October 19, 2018