The act of defecating into a condom. Freezing said condom. Then removing fecal matter from condom and inserting into vagina for sexual pleasure/arousal.
Ed pulled the frozen poo out of the freezer in hopes that Peg would be aroused and ready for her Dirty Lacey.
by Edna Smith November 29, 2011
Get the Dirty Lacey mug.1. (n.) Long strings of salivation, which hang from the jowls of dogs; usually occurs when the dog in question is watching his/her master eating something that seems rather delicious (example: pizza, ice cream, chocolate, hamburgers).
Sophie: Ew! You're dog's drooling!
Lacey: It's cause the food we're eating is so delicious. She smells it, and drools like that.
Sophie: They look like shoe laces!
Lacey: Because they are.
Lacey: It's cause the food we're eating is so delicious. She smells it, and drools like that.
Sophie: They look like shoe laces!
Lacey: Because they are.
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A nickname coined to young overweight unattractive girls on personal networking sites (like myspace, facebook, bebo) that take thousands of pictures of their good aspects (usually the face, close ups on eyes, and feet or hands). Sometimes thats all they have, or very old pictures of them or overly photoshopped pictures of them. They are usually in a relationship but put up skanky pictures for attention and will whine if they don't have enough photo comments. You will notice many many pictures of themselves however when it comes to doing similar videos of them there is none. There are also no pictures of them around other people usually. Also, pictures of them tagged or on other peoples pages you can see that they are unattractive and bigger than all their own pictures.
"I just added this really hot chick, check it out"
"No, dude, that's just another laceface"
"I met this great girl on myspace but she looked better on myspace"
"This girl has a hundred different awards for contests with their pictures, but all their pictures are super blurry facial close ups. She must be a laceface."
"No, dude, that's just another laceface"
"I met this great girl on myspace but she looked better on myspace"
"This girl has a hundred different awards for contests with their pictures, but all their pictures are super blurry facial close ups. She must be a laceface."
by Colleen82 June 17, 2009
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Get the Lacked mug.There's really no way to explain C Lace. Words are just words sometimes but in this case there aren't any actual words that do it justice. C Lace is a magical creature. One who emerges only to spread the joy and love of the world while maintaining an element of poise and party. Appreciates the simplicity of life. Enjoys Newport's and freshly rolled blunts. You'll only ever spot this magnificant creature in an '07 Tahoe or gallivanting along some sort of beach overlooking the Atlantic. Overall, you want to find C Lace and hold onto her. She's a precious commadity
"If C Lace is doing it, then I should be doing it too"
"C Lace, are those Newports?"
"Hey I heard C Lace was going to be there, we should go"
"What? You said C Lace isn't real? Naw bro, she's right there"
"C Lace, are those Newports?"
"Hey I heard C Lace was going to be there, we should go"
"What? You said C Lace isn't real? Naw bro, she's right there"
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