kobe

This guy is a pure athlete and has a big cock

Kobe is such a good athlete. He also has a big cock

by Theg.o.a.t July 5, 2016

Kobe bryant

The guy on the news says Kobe was a great guy, then corrects himself and says a great basketball player. If Kobe really raped anybody, he wouldn't be missed the way he is, his family wouldn't miss that kind of guy. Like Mike Tyson, Kobe Bryant is crazy enough to do something that wasn't a good idea, (for Kobe having sex with someone other than his wife wasn't a good idea) but that doesn't make the guy a rapist. No matter who wants to make them look like one, Kobe and Mike Tyson are not rapists, and Michael Jackson is not really a pedophile, they're crazy, weird people, so people offer a lot of misinformation about them, but don't remember them for what they did in life, instead they want people to remember them the way they want them to be remembered, and its bullshit. Everybody seems to think something bad would happen if they said anything different than what the media says about it, so they seem scared to say any of their thoughts about it to anybody, unless their thoughts are the same as what the media says happened.

Kobe Bryant was a great guy, and some people won't apologize to his accusers or to feminists for saying it.

by Solid Mantis January 27, 2020

kobe

a way someone describes a helicopter crashing into somethinng

did you here about how that dude kobed into the mountain

by Chonky_longkey February 3, 2020

Wilt and Kobe Show

A match-up between a talented center and a guard on opposing teams. A reference to Wilt Chamberlain and Kobe Bryant. Described as a basketball player who is high in stats and is winning the game.

Shaquille O'Neal is a part of the Wilt and Kobe Show right now.

by Evan Williams October 1, 2007

kobe

a variant of k.b. or kime/kind bud

can you get me that kobe?

by kepkka July 28, 2004

kobeing

Taking advantage of a member of the opposite sex in regards to instant fornication. Forcing one's self upon an unwilling younger participant. See also Big Ben-ing

This chick wasn't into my shit so I started kobeing and she stepped up real quick.

by justin_minkler March 6, 2010

koben

a closeted homosexual who frequents going to hard core gay bars with their master, they love gyrating to loud techno music along with watching Magic Mike

PERSON 1: OH MY GOD ! IT’S CHANNING TANTUM, THE GUY THAT PLAYED MAGIC MIKE !!

PERSON 2: What the hell

PERSON 3 to PERSON 2: Ew, he’s such a koben

by pandaisawesome1 October 20, 2019