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Kobe

When you are so rich you can avoid traffic in your helicopter 🚁. But it will crash and and burn your rich ass. Can also be used when you throw trash in the can but it crashes on the side and slides down and may or may not spontaneously explode.
Did you see that helicopter that crashed into a mountain. Jan 26th 2020? Rumor is they yelled Kobe before dying.
by SIR MUFASA September 1, 2025
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Kobes

A bloke who wants to graft females but is a keyboard warrior so cannot perform on the night.

A classic snapchat graft with no real life benefits.
Kobe is such a Kobes , he is constantly snapchatting Juicy but sacked it at the party.
by goodchatdemon June 10, 2019
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Kobing

Is when someone acts like Kobe Bryant in every way
Yo Joe, your shit at ball, stop Kobing and be yourself
by jjhaksgsirghwsekhgl;nglgj February 12, 2019
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Kobe

Aye bruh you hear dat nigga kobe die? life crazy bro u ca looz yo life ina harbeat nigga” “damn nigga dat waz sum wise shi”
by Lenny Lyncher January 28, 2020
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Kobe Bryant

For some he was a really great basketball player... for some he was a really good rapper... for some he was the best Bulls player.. and for some he was just LeBron.
Person 1:Wow, look! She posted a story saying RIP KOBE BRYANT (my fave rapper)
Person 2:Damn those Kobe fans will tear her apart
by Haaaalllloooowwww February 22, 2020
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Kobe

He is very cute. A stoner, does lots of drugs, knows what he wants and when he wants it, and gets it. He may lie a lot, but has a good heart. Very rarely shows interest in things unless it’s drugs, sometimes his friends. You’re lucky if he’s ever nice to you. But he is so hot. Also easy to fall in love with.
Person 1: “You know Kobe? I think I’m in love with him.”

Person 2: “Omg that one hot druggie? I think I love him too.”
by 😏🤝😩 April 7, 2022
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Doing a Kobe

Doing a Kobe - the act of having sexual relations with overweight women like your scoring a three pointer.
Look at him with Gorlock he’s doing a Kobe
by Digz_mcr April 28, 2025
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