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Keyboard Confusion

When one gets frustrated at the letters on a keyboard being randomly mixed up for no apparent reason.
Little Johnny was learning how to use a computer for the first time when he got keyboard confusion and cried.
by quitterwin September 19, 2012
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Keyboarding

When in sex the male "types on the females nipples"
Jen:OMG Josh out of nowhere started Keyboarding me
by Duffley58 November 16, 2015
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jacking to that chick's keyboard

When a guy finds a nerdy girl attractive.
Well Lisa is so smart and independent. You know all sorts of simps are jacking to that chick's keyboard.

Donald and Margot were married for 3 years. But then Margot found out Donald was jacking to that chick's keyboard and she left him and took the house.
by Saison Xiang February 26, 2023
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Keyboard warrior

A guy that sits at Taco Bell using their WiFi talking shit to others online
Brad thought he could get away with being a keyboard warrior until Andy asked him to go outside.
by Craigdildo October 7, 2025
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Keyboard

The thing that your mom smashes your head in.
My mom said if i dont get out of the computer she's gonna smash my head in the keyboard, so please hekejehfjrofiehhsieidy3thtoru38iaCEYTIDgrihd
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Keyboard Parkinson's

A disease transmitted electronically that affects, almost exclusively, young, immature females. It is characterized by repetition of (usually) the last letter of random words in a message, as if the infected does not have good motor control. Most often seen in texts and on Facebook.
Girl: "omggg i saw Justin Bieberrrrrrrr!!! (:"
Guy: "It looks like you have Keyboard Parkinson's, you should get that checked out."
by baconmeister July 14, 2011
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