Jon Gruden

(Adj) A man who trades everything good in his life for some pieces that might suck

(Verb) Trading Khalil Mack and Amari Cooper to playoff teams

(Noun) A man with with a terrible haircut

Mark: Hey Reggie your fired for those horrible trades

Reggie: It was all Jon Grudens fault.

by RogerGoodell January 06, 2019

a jon Highbaugh

A. a pimpin ass pimp. who pimps til he can pimp no more. yeaaaa boi!

B. an obese panda

C my boyfriend

Damn, that cool cat is a jon highbaugh.

by Dannie2cool March 15, 2010

jon hamm

Jon Hamm is an American actor known for his role of Don Draper on the hit series Mad Men. Jon Hamm is also a term of reference for a man with a large penis.

Me: Did you hear Jon Hamm won an Oscar?
Guy: Yeah, Jon Hamm is such a good actor, Mad Men is the best!

Penal use:
Chick: I thought he was going to have a Jon Hamm but actually he had a Non Hamm.
Friend: That's so dissapointing. I love Jon Hamms.

by The real rj December 10, 2013

Jon-Micheal

Done did, a true niquarno.

check out that Jon-Micheal over there.

by bud graner November 27, 2013

jon cena

An amazing Boxer, which his shout out is JOHN CENA.

And his name is Jon Cena.

by Bra. February 03, 2017

Jon The Simp

Jon is a simp that simps over Trin/Lucid

Person 1: Lucid is in love with Jon!
Person 2: You know its Jon The Simp
Person 1: OMG WTF

by Caleb Is EPIC October 15, 2020

dirty jon voight

when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...

Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.

by Dr. Simulacra November 07, 2013