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Joho is a type of tall, thin, freckly, shy boy who is desperately in love with one of his friends. He RUDELY deletes quizzes of beautiful sexy girls who took him under her wing. And then DOESNT APOLOGIZE😱 (rude amirite).

They can shake their irises for some reason and never talk about their private life. Joho's been through some stuff, and may or may not have some daddy issues. Also a tad bisexual. Admittedly bad handwriting.

Wears the same two hoodies year-round. Experts believe under the tough, walled exterior is a sweet boy who likes Minecraft and just wants to have a nice time.
Gay guy 1: "omg that's a twink"
Gay guy 2: "name's johannes and idek if he's gay"
That one girl: "He's so adorable! Strawberry boy!"
Slay
Johannes by AleksIsSlaying August 17, 2022
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Johannesing 

Verb. To Johannes, I'm /he's /she's /they're Johannesing, I will /he will/ she will/ they will Johannes, I/ he/ she/ they Johannesed.

To awkwardly smile when you've been caught doing something lowkey sus.
This is what it sorta looks like: 😀
Girl: "What are you doing johannes?"
Guy: *johannesing*
Johannesing by AleksIsSlaying August 17, 2022
johannes is a slay person who has good charisma and has a bick cock johannes is also gay
johannes is a slay person who has good charisma and has a bick cock johannes is also gay
Johannes by NebenHannover September 19, 2022

johanns schwester 

Someone: deine mutter
Someone: johanns schwester
johanns schwester by Deine ma October 31, 2022
oh, look at jahanna the banana over there.
jahanna by anymous2729186 December 4, 2022
This young man is very ugly and his parents dont love him. He will never find a girlfriend in his life (like me) and always be a lonely person.
Hallo ich bin Johannes, wie geht es dir Simon mein Freund?!
Johannes by >Johannes December 5, 2022
English teacher at some german school, read the other definitions for his name here and thinks everything agrees w him.
if he reads this, we love u <3

LG and GaLieGrü
Johannes
Johannes by s.auer February 6, 2023