Jeffed up

Getting retarded (via either intoxication or by your own lack of mental capacity) to the point that you can no longer tell or care how unattractive a person is, how much your clothes do not match or how poor your personal hygiene is. You may also adapt your entire lifestyle to meet the goals of this poor hygiene awful clothing and sexing up of the grossest human beings possible.

Friend 1: Look at that girl Zach is with is he Jeffed up or what?

Friend 2: Totally man he picked her up at a buffet earlier today. He even went and rented a Tahoe to carry her around in.

by woo!party December 13, 2009

Jeff

A skeeza and a pleasa. Has the biggest schlong, dinga dong, kinga kong (if ya know what I mean).

I was minding my business as usual when all of a sudden I was slapped in the face by the salami of a Jeff. A nice surprise ;)

by clever bastard August 24, 2011

Jeff

Jeff, a person who will always make you laugh. He is very funny, and fun to be around.

Jeff so cool ya? ya.

by Evasaurus May 6, 2012

Jeft

1. The name for a fake tree used as a prop in theature.
2. A fake tree that everyone adores.

Sean lives with his true love, Jeft, in the drama room.

by BrenBren September 6, 2008

Jeffery Bezos

The sexiest man alive, look at that bald head, you could never be him.

Oh my god they’re such a Jeffery bezos

by BEEZnutzLIKAPP July 31, 2021

Thomas Jefferson

A white male receiving oral sex from a black female.

I heard Thomas Jefferson got a Thomas Jefferson from Sally Hemmings!

by jordanshithead February 19, 2011

Jeff Gordons

Rims that approx 24 inches in diameter.

Whilst looking at my new whip, T-bone complimented me on my jeff gordons.

by Fernando Valenzuela November 17, 2011