April 16

The day you ask out your crush and he(or she)says yes

Sara: Hey it's April 16 do you want to go out with me?
Dave: Not really but it's April 16 so I have no choice.

by Caro832 November 9, 2019

April 24th

Official, R@pe is not ok day. If anyone makes a r@pe joke ever, call them out. Fight back against normalization of r@pe. It's not ok.

ON APRIL 24TH-
"-r@pe joke-"

"HEY! R@pe jokes aren't ok! You can't joke about that unless it is your coping mechanism."

by Halloooooooooo0000ooooo April 20, 2021

April 16

National make out with your homie day

Yo its April 16th
Yuh??
Puckers lips

by Gaybourhood April 15, 2021

April 11

When all the depressed bad bitches are born

Look it’s the depressed bad bitch who was born in April 11

by Depressed bad bitch April 7, 2021

April 21

National drug test day (The day after National smoke week day)

April 21... Fuuuuuuuuuuuck............

by Marie G. Wanna April 20, 2015

April 23

April 23 is National get lit with your squad at the movies day. Go to the movies or even sit and chill at the house and watch a movie with your squad!

Yo Benzo it’s April 23 do you wanna see the new movie that came out yesterday?

by Siyah11321 April 16, 2019

April 19

National fingering day. This is a day where you finger your significant other as many times as you can that day.

Girl:Why did you finger me 12 times today.
Guy:It's April 19 and it's national fingering day

by Johnny yep May 28, 2018