sloppy seconds

Sloppy Joe sandwiches left-over from a previous meal.

For breakfast Tim decided to have sloppy seconds.

by cock-knocker January 18, 2003

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Second Life

Second life is the landfill of the world wide web. A place to go when you want to act out a life that would otherwise get you locked up, killed or possibly leave with one if not many deadly infections. The one positive or useful feature on the website that is the fact that if you are looking for a murderer or child rapist and have the resources to monitor second life for a single 72 hour period then you are almost guaranteed to find them them there.

Did you see the news last night about the cops catching a murderer on second life?. They also found a pedo two lost goats and a guy wanted for raping a horse too.

by saharadryhumor January 19, 2015

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second base

when
If you're a guy:
You're touching your female partners boobs or vagine
If you're a girl:
You're touching your male parthers penis

Last night when I was with sharron I got to second base!

by clarkey buttfunks January 9, 2007

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Second amendment

The amendment that is giving you the right to keep your assault weapons in the glove compartment of your car, or your pickup if you live in texas.

SEEN ON A CAR'S BUMPER:

I don't dial 911. I call it on .357

(I know that a .357 isn't an assault weapon.)

by eth0 December 15, 2004

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second breakfast

It happens after a very heavy night of drinking when your stomach can't handle your first breakfast and decides you should taste it all over again.

guy #1: Ya, I had a great night out until I decided bacon and eggs were the way to go.
guy #2 with excitement: Uhg! I did that once and I had a second breakfast 3 minutes later. I got it all over me.
guy #1 sheepishly: Me too. It smelled like olives and beer.

by Seismo August 4, 2007

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