Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

Bite off more than I can chew

Jordan, you a crybaby and a fucking sissy. If I have to come find your daughter to fuck her... She will not survive the encounter.

Hym "Did I bite off more than I can chew? No. You had a mental breakdown because you are none of the things you thought you were and now you are trying to collude in a fascistic capacity to LIE and try get everyone to pretend that I am not what I am. Which is: Better than you. Better than you. Better than your slut daughter. And it's east for you do do that because you're dealing with Christians. Because Chritians are inherently dishonest. Oh! Cripple! I forgot to call your daughter a Cripple. Cripple slut daughter. Daughter sluuuuuut!"

by Hym Iam August 23, 2024

Can I sip your suul

When you don’t want teacher to know your asking your friend to rip their juul

Ted: Can I sip your suul?
Madi: yea bro

by Sipyoursuul March 14, 2019

Can I get 300 likes

I just want attension

Can I get 300 likes

No, y'oure just searching for attention

by A fucking fagget June 5, 2019

Can I Get A Hooyah

a phrase that means Fortnite doesn’t suck

HEY BOOMer, CAN I GET A HOOYAH!!!!

by Ur boi YEET December 18, 2021

Can I frockes?

A question you ask at any random moment.

"Hello there"

"Heya, can I frockes?"

by anonymous April 17, 2025

I put you in this world and i can take you right outta it

A thing most black parents say when their kid is misbehaving either in public or at home

Mom: Go do the damn dishes its been 3 hours
Child: Why do i have to listen to you?!
Mom: Well I put you in this world and I can take you right outta it

by isa6elita August 25, 2022