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Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.
Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.
by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012
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Replica Glove

the replica glove is a glove in slap battles that has 46 power, 14 spe- 16 speed, and has the abillty to spawn a clone of yourself but clones have really low iq so dont be suprised if they just walked off the edge. theres also a 1/7500 chance of spawning bob which gives u a badge if u successfully spawm bob. overall its kinda bad but eh its meh.
"Clones have a very low iq, don't be suprised if they just walk off a cliff" - Replica Glove Tooltip.
by memeaddictive2 July 15, 2023
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LMAO CHAMPION GLOVE!

A:bro my lad left us B:LMAO CHAMPION GLOVE!!!!
by Lar1c August 17, 2024
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fishermans glove

The inserted hand of a man into a woman's vagina. The fluids of which smell rank!
FIRST MAN: "Dam! Smells like a cunt, that does!"
SECOND MAN: "I'd get that seen by a doctor, I would! Smells like you have fishermans glove!"
by Cleanboi December 12, 2013
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emo gloves

look it’s emo gloves!”
by annoyingperson September 22, 2021
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gloves for pooh bear

Ron got some gloves for Pooh Bear before putting it in his lady.
by Redefining Awesome September 12, 2017
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buckets and gloves

1. Protective equipment used when boxing for fun (usually a hockey helmet and boxing gloves)
2. Boxing with a friend (usually while drunk)
Let's put on the buckets and gloves and go for round two.

Hold my beer while I drop him in buckets and gloves
by sixtynineman June 7, 2018
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