Glossy Taco

A “glossy taco” is what us Holosexuals (A.K.A viewers of Simply Nailogical) pronounce “glossy top coat”

As an example:
Now we’re gonna add, a nice thick coat of glossy taco!

by A Person Of Knowledge August 19, 2019

Glossy Taco

A term used by the YouTubed SimplyNailogical to describe a glossy nail top coat

“Let’s just add a quick coat of glossy taco to seal this in.”

by BeanBabe18 October 20, 2019

Glossy taco

In what Cristine calls glossy taco it can be translated to glossy top coat

Simplynailogical is the olny person I think has ever said glossy taco on youtube

We gonna add a nice thicc coat of glossy taco

by Holosexual2020 May 7, 2020

glossy top coat

A clear lacquer that dries to a smooth hard glossy finish. The term is applicable in many scopes (e.g. furniture), but it's mostly in reference to nail polishes.

When doing your nails, a glossy top coat isn't optional, it's absolutely mandatory!

Abigail: Hey girl how's it g— OMG was is that??
Jess: What is what?
Abigail: Your nails....
Jess: Yeah...? What about them?
Abigail: They glossyyy af 😍
Jess: Ohhhh, that's only because I used my ｇｌｏｓｓｙ ｔｏｐ ｃｏａｔ
Abigail: OMGGGG I think I'm in love 😍😍😍

glossy top coat

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2021

Glossy taco

The act of taking a hard taco shell, coating it with thicc layer of glossy top coat, and then inserting one's wood into the shell and fucking it until completion. The glossy top coat helps protect the taco shell from rupturing due to the sheer force of fucking, and the smooth coating decreases friction. Feels especially good when wet or lubed.

No girl wanted to hook up with me today so I bought myself some hard taco shells, a bottle of glossy top coat, and did the glossy taco.

(yep, I just lewded this perfectly innocent definition lol)

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian October 17, 2021

glossy toad

If this is your name than you’re pretty fine and you love to watch vomit porn (like a chad.) You basically get infinite bitches and everyone is horny for you. You are pretty much religious but in a sigma male way which is very funny

“Wow I wish I could be like glossy toad! He’s funny and he makes me horny as fuck!!”

by Glossy Toad November 23, 2021

glossy taco

hahahahahahahaha

Girl: Check out my glossy taco it looks so good
Guy: lmao
Girl: I'm talking about my nails you fucking idiot

by StinkyDuRag April 6, 2022