Glory Land

A place you go to have fun

Im boutta go to Glory Land to have hella fun

by Orangesaregood72 April 24, 2024

Morning Glory Rooster(s)

When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.

Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...

Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?

Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!

Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...

The end.

by stereoGeeza March 15, 2014

glory rag

A rag used to catch a guy’s cum.

Make sure to grab a glory rag before jacking off.

I’ve been using the same glory rag for years.

by Zarabarks February 20, 2022

glory dong

When his dick so heavenly

Dude Ronny has glory dong

by knobbyKnacker May 22, 2016

Schrödinger's Glory Hole

when you don't know if it's a woman or a femboy on the other side but you still slip it in anyways and find out later

Jackson: fuck man I went to that glory hole expecting a femboy, but I got a woman slobbering all over my meat 😭😭

Leo: mustard been a Schrödinger's Glory Hole then

by theJuanwhoknocks September 6, 2025

Glory

Ha! UMAI!

Hym "You are selling something I gave away for free for the purpose of your own aggrandizement and giving stolen glory to a false god that you don't actually believe in because you are a fraud and a charlatan. And I know that they mean the same thing but the word 'charlatan' has a religious connotation that the word 'fraud' does not. You don't want me to say your name as bad as you think you do..."

by Hym Iam July 24, 2022

glory grip

the strongest puss¥ lips achievable by women. highly prized, rarely awarded. the best of the best. when a girls 🐱 is so tight that it squeezes on your dick & feels good as hell

“All the girls working for STEM hospitality got that glory grip”

by OvoMami April 27, 2023