gifted

To leave a large turd in the toilet for the next person to flush. The "gifter" usualy takes the used toilet paper with them to maximize the effect and puts the lid down for the suprise.

I gifted my roommate this morning. He screamed when he lifted the toilet lid.

by golfpunk August 3, 2007

gift crack

Gift giver of the female sex who knowingly furnishes presents that are insubstantial, cheap, and/or offensive.

Connie was a real gift crack this year. Not only did she recycle the ugly scarf she got last year, but it was worn!

by Ms. Fina December 24, 2009

Gifstorm

A social media conversation by two or more parties consisting of .gif files related to the subject at hand.

The boss announces the office will close one hour early Friday so everyone can go home an hour early. Mike immediately sends an interoffice message, a .gif file, of a man running so fast to leave he doesn't even bother to open the door...he just crashes through it. (Expressing his enthusiasm over the announcement) Then Matt sends a .gif of someone holding a big bunch of helium filled balloons floating away. (Signifying his means of "escape") Dave replies with his own .gif of a guy dancing without inhibition with an obvious expression of enjoyment on his face. (Expressing Dave's intention to get the party started early) Others in the office follow suit. A GIFSTORM is happening.

by GifJiffer February 2, 2018

Gifting

In states where weed laws have recently changed and dispensaries can't legally sell recreationally, people will sell books for a large amount of cash and included with the book is a 'gift' which is generally marijuana.

Mark: Yea bro, even though it's legal now, I still have to have it gifted to me. You're lucky you live in Cali.

Tyler: Haha feel you bro, Michigan on some BS! But still, THANK GOD FOR GIFTING!

by TheMilkMan69 July 6, 2019

Girts

A beautiful Latvian name, he usually has a big, long, thick cock and a big heart.

Girts, where are you?

by girtsm1 March 2, 2021

self-gifting

Self-gifting is the act of purchasing something for yourself while Christmas shopping.

Self-gifting is on the rise. Estimates are that 15% of all purchases this year are for the Christmas shoppers themselves, which is up from 9% last year.

by goldandsilverowner November 30, 2010

craigslist gift certificate

Cash.

Guy 1: Let's get our married friends this nice cutlery set.

Guy 2: No bra, let's just put a craigslist gift certificate in a card.
Guy 1: Good idea.

by each October 27, 2011