Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

When you buy a new style Dr. Pepper and she accuses you of cheating with her mate

I was walking your friend home and this is how you treat me so Don't look a gift horse in the mouth

by Jermaine Burrell August 30, 2023

Exit via the gift shop

When a lady passes gas and it unexpectedly travels forward and upward through the labia, often producing a curious sensation or sound.

"Janet shifted in yoga class, let out a sneaky one, and with an exit via the gift shop—surprise souvenir included."

by m0thra June 18, 2025

Bear Gift

A bear gift is when a (male/female = gifter) gifts a female a stuffed bear. Which unknowing or knowing to the Gifter. Gives the opportunity for the recipient to use the stuffed bear to pleasure herself (in a sexual way) which in turn makes her think of the gifter

(Stacy) I got a gift bearer from my boyfriend a few days ago (Emily) oh my God do you have it by your bed( Stacy) yeah ... and I’ve kind of been pretending it’s him and humping it (Emily) damn you got a “bear gift” I wish I would get one

by High thoughts with Dany October 2, 2023

Gift Jacked

When one steals a present rather than having it given to them.

Boy: Im assuming I will get hosed
until I jack his card and order a watch with it!
Girl: You can't jack a GIFT!
Boy: Yeah you can
its called Gift Jacking
you say
"run yo shit foo"
and take the card
then you call and say
"send me that shit foo"
gift jacked
"you done been gift jacked foo"
maybe I need to add that to Urban Dictionary

What the Grinch did to the Whos...they got gift jacked sad

by Gift Jacker November 29, 2011

God's gift to males

A female that thinks males are here to serve females, and that if you dont tell a female what she wants to hear or kiss her ass, you deserve to die more than anybody else.

You'd be nothing and go nowhere in life without her, she's God's gift to males. Didn't you know that?

by Solid Mantis January 7, 2021

Gift Recycling

Gift Recycling is when you receive a gift that you don't want, and instead of throwing it away or letting it collect dust, you give it to someone else, usually under the impression that you purchased this gift in a store with the intended person you're giving it to in mind. This can be tremendously helpful if you receive something you don't want during the holiday season and you're looking to save some money.

Reggie received an Apple charger for Chanukah, however he did not have any apple products, so the gift was useless to him. Instead of throwing it away or going through the trouble of selling it on ebay, he used it for a Secret Santa event at his work place. Thanks to Gift Recycling, Reggie was able to save himself some hard earned pay during the holiday season!

by Dr. Roswell January 10, 2014

gift from god

a snow day.

John: Today we were given a gift from God.
Frances: Woo! get your wellies on!

by god why is everything taken?! October 11, 2021