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toji fushiguro. point end blank. that’s all. if you disagree, 🔫😕

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oh are you talking about toji fushiguro, the dilf from jjk??

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by tortilla simp June 04, 2021

fuck me sideways and call me skippy

when everything is so fucked up.

Fuck me sideways and call me skippy....i have herpes...damn

by P to the enguin April 21, 2010

Fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland

When something is so gay you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.

"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland! These noobs are fucking shit!!!"

by Mine4thReich January 20, 2017

Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

When something is going on and you're stressed and you would just rather die

Teacher: you will have to do exercises from 1 to 50
Me under my breath: Fuck me harshly with a chicken strip

by Smarty-Marty September 10, 2019

catch me fuck me pump

Shoes women wear, with high heels, for loose bitches.

That girl got some catch me fuck me pumps on!

by Dj Ekko December 03, 2017

Fuck me like a fat pink pony

1. Exclamation used more commonly than not, to describe sheer frustration and or dissapointment.

2. The seldom seen use of the term, when a chick (or dude?) takes it upon themselves to let you know how they want to be worked during the act of procreation

1. I forgot to save the final draft of my research paper! Fuck me like a fat pink pony man!

2. Guy: that how u want it?
Chick: fuck me like a fat pink pony!
guy: .....what?

by Chass Master Plus April 13, 2009

fuck me sideways and call me daddy

When someone is having a really shitty day, they use this expression.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

Person 2: Excuse me. Say that again, this time, imma grab my nutsack so hard that my eyes pop out of my head.

Person 1: Fuck me sideways and call me daddy!

by Dayday2001 January 07, 2019