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dirty foot

a lil country ass bumpkin who doesnt wear shoes...a southern girl...a true dirty foot is always pregnant, barefoot, smokin a cigarette and lives in a trailer.
visit the rual south and you will see plenty of dirty foots..
by general robert e lee April 26, 2006
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cow-foot women

Crazy voodoo lady from St. Thomas Island. In the 40s Cow-foot women worked in a meat packing factory. Her leg was caught in one of the machines and was replaced by a cow leg sewed back onto her leg. Cow-foot women hates the smell of tobacco so the people of the island burn tobacco too keep her away. She is real and she is still alive. There is no real proof of her existence but the native islanders still believe in the voodoo Cow-foot women.
Run! its Cow-foot women.
by Proffessor Wizzy June 18, 2008
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Football

A name of various sports

All of them orginaly rooting from china but the first actually established football was played very much like american football except it had little to no rules and was played on a much bigger "field" in between villages

Association football(soccer)- Very popular in UK and third world countries, widely played all around the world but not in north america for some reason, a sport played by kicking a ball with the goal being putting into a net(1).

American football (NFL) - Popular mainly in the US but thanks to the internet growing in western and central Europe, a sport where you can either pass, rush, kick or punt the ball with the goal being scoring a touchdown (6,2),field goal(3,1) or a safety(1)

Rugby football (rugby) - a sport popular in the UK and SA, predecessor to american and australian football, you can score by try/touchdown(5), penalty(3), conversion(2), drop goal(3)

Australian football, Galeic football, Arena football, Flag football etc...

**Many people believe that the name soccer is something the americans made up so they could call their precious sport football but it's actually what British people used to call it back in the day, and american football was also technically called just football before association football was
*BRIT*: Let's watch some football *proceeds to turn on barcelona vs juventus game*
*AMERICAN*: eww, let's watch some real football, american football

*ANOTHER BRIT*: triggered triggered, why do they even have to wear gear, put on some rugby a true men sport

* AUSSIE*: well at least they are physical *switches the channel to australian football
*IRISH PERSON*: pff, *switches it to galeic football*
*SWEED*: *switches the channel to golf*
by User694208800q November 23, 2020
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Football Season

1. A Season when football Starts
2. A very horrible and foul smell that you can only find in the football locker rooms
1. Yes! tomorrow is the start of Football Season
2. Pats Pants smell like Football season
by Andrew Cunha September 13, 2006
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You're A Foot

An insult, stating that the person in question is a foot or smells like foot. Usually followed by "No, You're A Foot!"
Person 1)You know I'm right, ya damn butt pumpkin!
Person 2)Oh, yeah? Well, you're a foot!
Person 3)No, you're a foot!
by mbvkjhfgjkjnhibugji August 20, 2009
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Fag Football

When a bunch of guys play flag football, but instead of grabbing each other’s flags, you grab each other’s dicks.
by Yoboimak January 20, 2018
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Foot Fetish

Brooklyn Bagwell Let A Guy suck her hot sexy toes all nite
by FreeFoot.com August 10, 2003
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