a fair affair

a clean and healthy relationship between a boy and a girl, without pre-marital sex or fooling around.

over my life time i only had an affair with my girlfriend and it was really a healthy one until we got married , really it was "a fair affair"

by anonymous April 17, 2010

Post-Failed Sex Disorder

PFSD-A Severe Anxiety Disorder that comes upon oneself after her or she fails to have successful sex with someone, PFSD tends to be more common in males than females due to ED.

Bob went through some extreme Post-Failed Sex disorder after failing to "Get it up" while attempting to have sex with his girlfriend.

by Nross December 1, 2011

History Fair

a history fair is an unimaginative assignment given by a history teacher craving the recognition of his or her science teaching peers

history teachers got jealous of science teachers legitamacy and decided it needed its own history fair

by tommáwesome22 January 31, 2014

upload failed

When urbandictionary doesn't like your pronunciation of a word, but wants to be nice about it.

"Upload Failed"

by Pehnus June 8, 2016

Old fair guy

Old fair guy ia a class 1 cunt that will ban you from being within 100 feet of his Fukin fair

That old fair guy is an absolute cunt

by Old fair guy June 7, 2019

State Fair SUV Hot Box on a Stick

When you fart inside a display SUV at the MN State Fair and close all the doors on random people sitting in it.

Damn honey, I would have bought this SUV but it smells like some State Fair SUV Hot Box on a Sticked it.

by DragonMan800 August 31, 2019

Hit The Fair One

Something You Say when you want To Fight Someone.

Bob : Let’s Hit The Fair One Since You keep Talking Shit!

by Picklecheese1 February 1, 2018