Edward Walten

little lad but in a cursive block font. when he was a little lad, Jack Walten made him do the little lad dance..
now jack is gone
but he still likes to do the little lad dance!

"Is that uh Edward Walten from the Walten Files?"
"Yeah but we call him the little lad real here."

by SOU HIYORI AT MCDONALD'S September 28, 2021

Cornish Edwards

A type of fart - typically loud but without real venum

Woo, I just dropped a Cornish Edwards!

by Dr Danger September 1, 2010

edward cullen

earths sexiest! turn me into a vampire daddy😊 #teamedward

hey, team jacob or team edward?

definitely jacob!

stay out of my face. team edward cullen only

by tatehatepagelol May 25, 2021

Edward Hicks

To have to shit so bad in the woods, you grab the nearest QT hot dog container and shit in it while holding on to a truck door for balance. After completion of shit, throw it approximately 5 feet away from the truck.

I just took a nasty Edward Hicks around the corner.

by Mc double June 30, 2022

Edward Breitenstein

Super awesome

That concert was off the hook! Straight up Edward Breitenstein!!!

by Edneck January 7, 2018

Daniel edwards

Someone who has a 1 inch penis, and who also has a milf of a mother.

They also have 0 game and get boners at parties but they only talk to women about universities.

Is that a Daniel edwards, WOW his cock must be tiny

by Fat knob master May 2, 2022

edward gregory

edward gregory is a lovely man who is sweet, kind, funny, sarcastic, a little bit silly, and can't spell to save his life but that's what makes him him.

me: edward gregory is so sweet.
person: ikr!

by knobbysexual January 24, 2022