Audio Processing Disorder

Its basically pretty hard to understand what people are saying
Hey
Im good thanks
I said hey..
Sorry i have Audio Processing Disorder i can mishear stuff easily
by vbzy20 November 17, 2018
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Smartphone anxiety disorder

The panic and fear a person experiences when they misplace or become separated from their smartphone even for a few minutes. smartphone, iphone, handheld, fear, panic, anxiety, phobia, tech, obsession
I am convinced I suffer from smartphone anxiety disorder. I literally need my iphone to be within reach or I freak out.
by joecoolthefool October 03, 2016
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Terminal poop disorder

It's when you poop a lot and it's terminal.
Jamie: "i have been pooping 1-3 times a day for the past several weeks"
Chris: "my god! you might have terminal poop disorder"
by mellamoluke March 16, 2016
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Hispanic personality disorder is a mental health problem in which the individual affected may start preparing tacos and fajitas in a lasting trance that can extend for up to 24 hours. In more severe cases of the disorder, trances can last up to 3 days. In the severe cases, enchiladas may be prepared, this is when the disorder is at its worst.
"Where did all these tacos come from?"
"Oh God I'm sorry, it's Julia, she has Hispanic personality disorder"
by Consuela De Maria December 03, 2016
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Sceeb Cell Disorder

Often fatal disease, when the heart pumps nicotine and it’s transported to the brain
The sceeb cell disorder has killed millions of niglets
by Dr. Gaughn September 26, 2018
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Da Fish Disorder

Throughout time, certain woman have been born with qualities that somewhat resemble a fish. Usually, if this disorder is in the face, the female will have unusually large grotesque eyes, which are severely separated almost near the side of the head.
She is slutty, and has a "lucky" friend. May god save her soul.
Oh my god!!! She has Da Fish Disorder
by Semore Hoffman April 25, 2008
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A personality disorder in which a person acts like a princess and is constantly having others do things for them.
Will you bring my coffee to me, I have Princess Personality Disorder and can't do it myself.
by NarcissaMalfoy10773 January 24, 2018
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