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Smartphone anxiety disorder

The panic and fear a person experiences when they misplace or become separated from their smartphone even for a few minutes. smartphone, iphone, handheld, fear, panic, anxiety, phobia, tech, obsession
I am convinced I suffer from smartphone anxiety disorder. I literally need my iphone to be within reach or I freak out.
by joecoolthefool October 3, 2016
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Online Order Disorder

When people compulsively purchase items on the internet just for the joy of finally getting their items after the wait of having them shipped.
Ray: Gina is getting bad. She's showing serious signs of Online Order Disorder.

Lynn: I agree. She's buying stuff from Amazon.com every other day.
by Overlord Blue August 5, 2010
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Forest Gump Disorder

Forest Gump disorder is condition that one goings into after being left by there sexual partner.

Forest Gump disorder is a condition in which a newly found single individual feels the need to continuously work on the cardiovascular exercises I.e running/ jogging.
This condition predominantly has it's effects on males but females can also be a victim of this disorder.
Kofi : why am I always seeing that boy yaw on the treadmill now a days?

Mensah: I am not to sure youno I think he broke up with he's girl

Kofi: oh oh yeah that makes sense he got that "Forest Gump Disorder"
by Kwame the poet June 7, 2014
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Attention Deficate Disorder

The need to do something while pooping, i.e. reading, playing DS, texting etc
I read 3 chapters of my book while taking a shit, thanks to my attention deficate disorder
by MooseMan7 August 14, 2012
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Multiple profile disorder

When a person has multiple online profiles, and at a certain point starts confusing them. For example, mixing up usernames and passwords for all the various accounts you have, or forgetting what piece of content, or witty remark, you have posted where. Someone who suffers from multiple profile disorder will mutter and swear at themselves while staring blankly at a log in screen, desperately trying to remember what they're doing at this specific web site.
Joe can't log into his Simple account. He suffers from multiple profile disorder and forget his username and password.
by Rhino Von Steiner November 13, 2013
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Small Penis Disorder

When your wrestling partner picks you up in the hallway for missing practice
by I am daddy69 March 16, 2021
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Goofy mood disorder

Goofy/ Silly mood Disorder (G/SMD) People who suffer from a serious Disorder that make them uncontrollably Goofy in terms of: „making fun, being quirky etc.“

Often gets misinterpreted as being rude but the real people are the ones who suffer from it Pascal! >:(
A: Lmao you look like youre not getting loved…- B: Thats rude :( .—A: I have as being defined Goofy mood disorder I cant help it…-B: oh my bad
by Geeenio February 19, 2023
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