designheimers

When a cocksure arrogant baby-boomer architect (your boss) defiantly exclaims (yelling, with veins popping out of his neck and temples) that he would NEVER design anything resembling what you have just handed him...which is exactly what he gave you to draw the day before.

The arrogant prick has designheimers again, he doesn't remember that he's drawn this same detail for the last ten years. He's been born anew every morning like Frosty the Snowman, except instead of "Happy Birthday" he says, "Every minute that I can't make up my mind, you're costing me money"

by obscuredvisionary June 30, 2011

designer happy

girls who obsess over clothing, accessories, shoes, etc. by only famous and popular designers and brands. not a good thing

random mom: i don't want my daughter to become designer happy! the clothes are too expensive

by facebook_junkie October 2, 2011

Designer Disease

The ailments associated with the Graphic Design field; from Carpal Tunnel, to eye strain and headaches.

I love what I do, but this Designer Disease is difficult to work with sometimes.

by feathersonaflume November 15, 2014

designer drunk

When you mix different types of alcohol to get a certain type of drunk.

Carl: Damn, Lois just took a shot of everclear and chased it with a beer.

Phil: Yeah, tonight she's getting designer drunk.

by Jlit44 September 4, 2015

designatedist driver

Designatedist Driver:
-Is used when having a conversation with someone responding with the word, "designatedist driver" meaning that you, and everyone in the car with you has been drinking and you are the soberest of your group to drive

Sorry for the late response,

I was the designatedist driver tonight everyone else was way too drunk to drive

by @lways @ M3$@girl March 14, 2016

designated mall

This is the mall that is the closest to your house. The one you visit often.

I'm going to stonecrest mall, it's only ten minutes away from my house. Discover mills is to far it's not my designated mall.

by Princessofdasouth July 30, 2016

Designer Girl

The term 'Designer Girl' describes a female that will only wear designer/high-end branded clothing.

"She only wears Versace, that girl is such a designer girl."

"You won't see me in Gucci, I'm not a designer girl."

by ojiubuygbuy January 17, 2017