noun
Performed with a recently deceased corpse, The Cremator’s Delight begins with the living participant engaging in vigorous anal penetration of the corpse, ideally before rigor mortis fully sets in. Once satisfied, they proceed to ejaculate either inside the corpse or onto a designated body part, usually the face or chest.
Next comes the most depraved stage: the participant carefully removes a small portion of flesh from the corpse (often from the anal region or genitals), cooks or chars it using a blowtorch, and then consumes it on the spot—either chewing it slowly or swallowing it whole.
To complete The Cremator’s Delight, the participant scrapes up any remaining dried bodily fluids, blood, or burnt skin flakes from the corpse or surrounding area, crushes it into a fine powder, and then snorts it like cocaine—sometimes moaning phrases like “Send me to the ash realm” for extra ritualistic flair.
Performed with a recently deceased corpse, The Cremator’s Delight begins with the living participant engaging in vigorous anal penetration of the corpse, ideally before rigor mortis fully sets in. Once satisfied, they proceed to ejaculate either inside the corpse or onto a designated body part, usually the face or chest.
Next comes the most depraved stage: the participant carefully removes a small portion of flesh from the corpse (often from the anal region or genitals), cooks or chars it using a blowtorch, and then consumes it on the spot—either chewing it slowly or swallowing it whole.
To complete The Cremator’s Delight, the participant scrapes up any remaining dried bodily fluids, blood, or burnt skin flakes from the corpse or surrounding area, crushes it into a fine powder, and then snorts it like cocaine—sometimes moaning phrases like “Send me to the ash realm” for extra ritualistic flair.
Tom: "Bro, you think I’m messed up for eating ass? My mate Dawko did The Cremator’s Delight - he railed a corpse, ate its charred butthole, then snorted the ashes."
Dylan: "Oh man, not the Cremator's Delight! You're friend Dawko sure is cooked!"
Dylan: "Oh man, not the Cremator's Delight! You're friend Dawko sure is cooked!"
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