Danism

A form of religion based upon the great God Daniel Cox. Founded in 2010 Danism has become one of the primary leading religions in the New Wave of freedom religions. Danism basically consists of doing whatever you want whenever you want while following up to a certain point the basic social rules of the North American society. So basically if your retarted or if you are a douche bag, please stop reading this and go eat carrots.

Fat Joe : In the name of the father, the son ---- interruption
Ralph : I'm tired of praying. I want to party.
Daniel Cox: Join Danism then!
Ralph : ok!

by Danist October 16, 2010

Danish

A Guju-Mexican hybrid. Who not only works hard, but is also cheap like a guju. Most probably a manager for Patel brothers. He loves his paan and gutka. Always has his hookah pipe in hand or vaporizer due to modern times. He also loves rationalizing every point.

Yo I saw Danish at patel brothers.

You are such a Danish.

Stop acting like Danish.

by Shake Shake Shake September 16, 2015

Danish

The sex position also known as missionary. properly done when the woman is sitting on a table and the guy i standing in front of her and between her legs while he is doin' it. For those who knows how to have sex, this i wonderful. For those doin it laying down, it is often akward and boring.

Girl:"Damn last night my boyfriend and me had Danish!"
Girl2" and he was standing and all?"
Girl"No.."
Girl2:" Then he is stupid."

by Sangenic July 2, 2009

Danish

The sex position also known as missionary. properly done when the woman is sitting on a table and the guy i standing in front of her and between her legs while he is doin' it. For those who knows how to have sex, this i wonderful. For those doin it laying down, it is often akward and boring.

Girl:"Damn last night my boyfriend and me had Danish!"
Girl2" and he was standing and all?"
Girl"No.."
Girl2:" Then he is stupid."

by Sangenic June 30, 2009

jack daniels

Slang, for a grade-A handjob from the opposite sex. Usually given by females who think they're too good to give head, or not good enough at it.

"Ay yo she was on her period, so she gave me the jack daniels.."

"If she ain't tryna give no head i'mma definitely get the jack daniels at least."

"You see her braces ? I'mma play it safe and just take the jack daniels"

by The Squad May 21, 2006

danism

when a person or persons keep moaning/arguing at a person named dan.

This Is Danism

by Lil-Dan November 2, 2008

danish

Another name for the rectum A.K.A. Asshole.

"Dude, I really want to ram her danish!"

"Yo, man I LIKE your DANISH"

"When you're asleep, I'm going to put it in your danish."

by Camrytoyota July 30, 2008