cum

eat it

damn bro i love me some cum in my tum

by Niggercumpoop August 27, 2020

cum

when your watching hentai then the sex scene comes up so you start beating your meat and liquid cocaine comes out your pee pee poo ye oooh before the sex scene and then you ask your mommy about it and then shes like its delecious juice lets drink it but she suspects you were watching porn so she checks your room and sees hentai so you get grounded for a year and when your back you lost your virginity to your anime pillow.

Me: Why did i pee cocaine mommy.
Mom: Thats cum! after im done tasting it im checking your laptop.
Me: No i beg.
Mom: Your watching hentai ?!?! your in big trouble big little man!
Me: Yes ma'am i understand.

1 year later
me: i wonder what new hentai episodes came out.

by DICKYFISHY October 2, 2020

CUm

sea men in the ocean of what is a penis. White gooey stickiness, with a great taste.

He put a dick in my ass and it made me cum out of my dick.

by Cocjk April 14, 2021

Cum

Your horny cunt

I cum on your face

by Ksnskskksnsns October 28, 2021

Cum

Looks like milk yet tastes like fish.

"Girl, slow down you're making me cum"

by Yasminakayy October 18, 2019

Cummed in

the state of being filled to capacity after a meal

The food there was amazing, I'm absolutly cummed in!

by Richard Willy Johnson June 11, 2023

Cum

The improper word for Semen or Sperm, a white liquid that shoots out of the male penis during an ejaculation.

Dan: Yesterday I had some amazing sex, the girl took all of my cum!
Jake: Wow... jealous.

by alee2006 June 26, 2018