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up a paddle without a creek

A kind and polite way to say that someone has a stick up their ass. It's saying that someone is being overly stubborn, that they're refusing to come to terms with a situation, or that they're being waaay too strict about something and they're making a mountain out of a molehill.
-- Excerpt from "Kung Fu Panda" --
Master Shifu: "Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!"
Master Oogway: "That is bad news. If you believe that the dragon warrior cannot stop him."
Master Shifu: "The panda?!? Master, that panda is not the dragon warrior! He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident."
Master Oogway: "There are no accidents."
Master Shifu: "Yes, I know. You've said that already."
Master Oogway: "Heh, well, it looks like you're up a paddle without a creek. And if you are up a paddle, the paddle is up you."
by Coran17 October 18, 2023
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Up creek

When something happens to you and you know your fucked
Look at Chris he’s up creek after that
by Hewishrjaihreb November 9, 2023
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milk creek academy

Shit ass school that is broker than a homeless Illegal Immigrant
Fred: How is Milk Creek Academy?
Me: I fucking hate it
Fred: Damn
by NotAreaLDude December 28, 2023
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Creek Tweaking

Origin: meth addict boom in the late 2010's that started with rock collecting. Was nothing better than to hang out in a cool Creek for hours looking for awesome rocks to take home.
Do you want to go to the creek tweaking today and look for some really cool rocks?
by JenS72 August 15, 2023
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mountain creek

A mid-ass ski/snowboard resort located in buttfuck nowhere, Vernon, New Jersey. Also known to locals as “creek.” The “mountain” is only about 1,000 feet, if that. It’s decent for New Jersey/New York, but complete ass compared to anywhere else.

Mountain creek has two main peaks. At Vernon peak, or also known as “north,” you will only find 30-40 year olds drinking their faces off after only two runs while their toddler is in a ski lesson. North peak has little-to-no terrain features and is home to the iciest trails you will ever find. It’s for beginners or rich inner New York City people to try skiing/snowboarding for a day and decide they hate it.

South peak is for the stoner ski/snowboard park bums, aged from like 15-25, and you will also find them drinking their faces off, but before they even go down their first run. Home to the muddiest trails you will ever find. Tailgating in the parking lot is very common and so is drinking on the lift. Just make sure your snow pants are big enough to fit your Fireball shooters.

Someone who typically goes to north shouldn’t go to south. And vise versa. It’s a crappy place but it’s home
“you guys wanna get f**ked up at mountain creek this weekend?”

you mean that muddpit on route 90 filled with dirty New Jersey people?”
by sxpohia April 21, 2023
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The Creek of my ass

I just felt a tingle in the creek of my ass.
by haroldjenkins November 17, 2020
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Creeking

Just some browns mills fucks having a good time.
Yo, you creeking this weekend?
by Creeksquad January 18, 2021
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