Someone whom you could give the best Caviar in a 18 carot bowl with the finest champagne from the Champane region in France in leaded cystal with a plater of fillet mignon on fine china served up on a silver platter and the bastard would still complain.
Waldo here just showed up from somewhere nobody ever heard of and he's out of gas,beer,smokes money so I fed him what I thought would please him and gave him a $20 bill he still made like a Comment Tator and complained like it's not good enough for him.
by LaNerd May 10, 2011
Get the Comment Tatormug. Self explanitory - before you even think about pressing the 'reply' button and publishing your brilliant intellectual thinking for the ENTIRE WORLD to see just make sure that your spelling, punctuation, meanings and meanderings are something that you stand behind 100% O.K.?
by towilmusic April 19, 2021
Get the Comment-sensemug. by AlphabetDoctor23 August 1, 2025
Get the On-handed commentmug. A comment designed to intentionally offend or harass someone on the internet.
EX.
p1: this song fireeeeeeeeee
p2: did u no p1 is a bastad that hates blaks and doesn't care about kids in africa
p1(replying to p2): bro wtf is wrong with you
p3(replying to p2): p1 did that??
p2:(replying to p3): yes and he is fatphobic also
and then everyone hated p1 and got him cancelled because p2 was a comment wolf
Ex2.
p1: I am vegan
p2: ok karen
p1: bro what
p2: ur a vegan karen who doesn't like it when people eat meat
p1: are you dumb
p2: no you are vegan
p1: bro stfu
p2: you have failed me.
p1: what???
and then p1 get really mad over p2 being a comment wolf
EX.
p1: this song fireeeeeeeeee
p2: did u no p1 is a bastad that hates blaks and doesn't care about kids in africa
p1(replying to p2): bro wtf is wrong with you
p3(replying to p2): p1 did that??
p2:(replying to p3): yes and he is fatphobic also
and then everyone hated p1 and got him cancelled because p2 was a comment wolf
Ex2.
p1: I am vegan
p2: ok karen
p1: bro what
p2: ur a vegan karen who doesn't like it when people eat meat
p1: are you dumb
p2: no you are vegan
p1: bro stfu
p2: you have failed me.
p1: what???
and then p1 get really mad over p2 being a comment wolf
Guy 1: Why is Guy 3 saying Guy 4 is all these horrible things in broken English??
Guy 2: Dont worry about him he's a Comment Wolf
Guy 2: Dont worry about him he's a Comment Wolf
by twtc97 July 12, 2023
Get the Comment Wolfmug. "She must of been bored at work cause when I signed on she'd filled my page with drive-by comments!"
"Me + Internet = your page getting drive-by comments"
"Me + Internet = your page getting drive-by comments"
by Lourdes Sinclair May 28, 2008
Get the drive-by commentsmug. by SLgca January 2, 2024
Get the Instagram comment sectionmug. You, reading this now: "Fuck, I hate this definition, written by this obvious (insert hated political party here), douche bag, but a "thumbs-down" button doesn't properly quantify the rage with which I would cram sharp, pointy objects up his ass, where I given the chance... If only there were a COMMENTS SECTION, I could at least let them know my feelings by saying something whitty, like 'shut-up, commi scumbag' , that would teach 'em"
by StrongDynamics September 27, 2020
Get the Comments Sectionmug.