A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.
William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!
by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022
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The opposite of poetic justice or karma.
The opposite of poetic justice or karma.
When she lost the poker tournament she didn't invite us to, it was poetic chaos - we don't believe in luck.
by Eliadia February 17, 2022
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