A smart guy who tends to date redheads. He has a huge cock and is a leo. Hes alot better than people think. Hes really sweet.
by Harold13562 May 15, 2017
When you see him, you will find yourself running for your life as he is very, very ugly. He is also very, very stupid so you may find him asking you for answers. If you see this person, immediately run for your life!
An example of what a Christian would say during a verbal fight: “OH YEAH EGGHEAD MOTHERTRUCKER!?” And ladies and gentlemen, that is a Christian. It does not take long to see the signs.
by jiminie_pabobts January 03, 2019
The kind of kid who reached his athletic peak in elementary school, plays baseball, and now is 1st in the lineup in middle/high school because he's the coaches son. He also pitches, throwing hard and innacurate. He's put on a little weight since fifth grade so he cant really run. He just strikes out and throws a fit in the dugout. Nobody on the baseball team likes Christian.
by NCBuckets January 17, 2018
He is a generous great guy, really cute, kind hearted and loving. He sees the best in people. He's great at sports but always chokes in finals. He is terukinas bitch. :p
by Savage 808 March 16, 2017
Christians are a religious cult
Little boy: Mommy why is that man beating that other man?
Mother: Oh honey! That is brother John and he is showing the non-believer the way of God.
Little boy: aww he is such a good Christian.
Little boy: Mommy why is that man beating that other man?
Mother: Oh honey! That is brother John and he is showing the non-believer the way of God.
Little boy: aww he is such a good Christian.
by Breakfastsong November 22, 2017
Someone who is very loving with a big heart who comes into someone's life unexpectedly and is very attractive and muscular. Christian likes to fool around and be a clown but once it goes too far he will snap. He is very athletic and loves sports he is a extremely nice happy kid that can be annoying at times but doesn't mean harm.
by 50 Christian March 15, 2017
I wish I could be christian
by 1212348574839382635 May 16, 2018