sergey's brain cells

retard. nothing else really, sorry I forgot autistic and queer.

Kid 1: Have you met Sergey?
Kid 2 (smart one): yeah he sucks dick all day, no brain cells involved in his body. He gags on his dad's dick 24/7 just how alistairs stream is 24/7 AND ITHAS VALORANT DROPS. guaranteed (in 3 mins)

sergey's brain cells

by little timmmmmmmmmmmmy April 24, 2020

Cell phone

A fake piece of accessory no-one uses. If people use it it's for having magical contact with people who are sitting at the other side of the room during a failed attempt at a party. It's considered fake bacause no-one has ever had contact with other beings.

Is that a cell phone you are holding?
No of course not, dont you know cell phones are fake?

by DefinitionOverlord May 8, 2017

Cell

The thing that mitochondria is the powerhouse of

"hey guys did you know mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?"

by pseudonymamim52 February 23, 2021

Perfect Cell

The coolest villain ever. My idol, the perfect being. He can survive in space, regenerate, fire blasts, construct a carefully and elegantly designed arena in a few hours, you name it.

"Super" Vegeta: Let's see this perfect form of yours!
Perfect Cell: Very well.
*vegeta gets clapped for the 5000th time*

by qqb11ar November 28, 2024

hit your cell

Call you on the phone

Brad I'll hit your cell!

by PrettyOnFleek4evaNiggas January 24, 2016

cell addict

To love celeberties so much you want to be them

This girl is a cell addict

by uglyboo February 2, 2019

Cell

A pill.

I'm on drugs, every single day I pop a cell.

by Cass90 August 20, 2022