Cat

Dispicable organism who scratches your couch, pees everywhere, gets hair on your best clothes, bites you in your sleep, and sometimes wakes you up with their claws on your nipples.

This cat is going to die.

by Threeeyes March 8, 2015

Cat

A vagina

She sexted me pictures of her cat

by Mlbrock April 12, 2015

Cat

Cat is a derogatory term for a small, hairy human who is also a conspicuous liar in which scams the kiddos out of their dinner. And they are cute.

Sup kitty Cat

by Chiggen Nugget December 1, 2018

Cat

A cat is not an animal. Compared to a dog, cats taste like vegan pizzas compared to meat lovers pizza. If you have a cat, I'm sure you have a bin to and you know what to do with your cat

Chuck you cat in the bin

by Jackie Max Chan June 13, 2018

Cat

a fucking evil creature that will mess up your life and then seduce you with their eyes. a fucking demon

person 1 "hey i just got a cat."
person 2 "so we'll hang out at my house from now on?"

by that one fucking idiot October 15, 2019

Cat

A magical flying dog

Cat

by Pete rat February 17, 2017

cat

the part of the female body that is used to have sex with

pussy...or cat

by Mommy meeee August 25, 2013