can math

The quick mental math you do to find out how much Mountain Dew costs per can when it is on sale.
It was five dollars for five twelve-packs. I did the quick can math and figured out it was about eight cents per can!
by Ace and Deuce November 27, 2005
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Can of vegetables

An offensive slur for any kind of transport (usually a bus or van) that carries mentally retarded people.
by Mutrith July 25, 2006
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febreeze can

When you’re fucking anal and your penis gets enlarged by the gas of your partners’ fart
Alyssa told me to put it in her ass, next thing i know my penis was so swollen it looked like a febreeze can
by Colton R December 26, 2017
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glamour cans

Yet another term for fake boobies.

...and by fake boobies, we mean unreal tatta's.
...and by unreal tatta's we mean counterfeit jugs.
...and by counterfeit jugs
"Who does she think she's fool'n with them glamour cans? Everyone knows them titties aint real!"

"Ever since Karen bought herself a perky new set of glamour cans, she's noticed that her popularity among the male staff members has skyrocketed."
by The Original Pez June 24, 2008
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Douche Can

The receptacle in which douche bags are thrown. Usually used when referring to somebody that has committed an unusually major douchey act.
When finding your car has had the mirror ripped off and no note, you may exclaim 'Dude, some douche can hit my car!'
by smooter March 06, 2009
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can collector

Someone on the internet who is a slob, so lazy that they pile up soda or beer cans on their desk without throwing them away.
His room is such a mess because he won't clean up after himself, it's like his goal is to be a can collector.
by Skullar_YuTendo March 07, 2023
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paint cans

HUGE TITS. BUT NOT THE SAGGY KIND. NICE HUGE FIRM TITS.
"hey did you see her boobs?"
"YA THE PAINT CANS?"
by IfixYourass August 01, 2017
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