Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier

some setup is nessassary, first rig some strobe lights and a high powered radio with hard core rock to a clapper system. then stitch a pillow case from a confederate flag with drawstring on one end. you will need drumsticks as well. when fuckin a chick in the ass, quickly as possible you want to put the confederate pillow case on girls head, pull drawstring tight, clap, and drum on the girls head with the drumsticks, the light, music, and impact of the drumsticks should put her in epileptic shock and put her into siezures. having her anus clamp on your penis while you finish.

i came like crazy when i pulled a Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier on her ass!!!!

by Nicdizzle November 29, 2006

contentmafia

The music and film procurement industries which are trying everything to get their customers into jail or bankrupt.

We are the contentmafia, all your data are belong to us.

by Josh~ June 24, 2008

Context Babe

A context babe is a person who's attractiveness depends entirely on the context in which you know them, and would not normally be attractive outside of said contextual situation. A person who you would not look at twice when crossing paths on the sidewalk, but makes you hot and bothered when you see them playing guitar with their band.

Also penises.

He's such a context babe. I wasn't attracted to him at all until I found out he was a Doctor Who extra.

by Timmering May 6, 2013

contesting

In Video Games, stopping the enemy from capturing the point or winning the game. Also something that 90% of Overwatch players dont do.

MuffinHead89: "Dude, why didn't you contest the point? We (the rest of the team) were really close to coming back"

BlackThunder: "Because I would've died, idiot!"

MuffinHead89: "You could've bought us time by contesting the point!"

by mauncc August 16, 2018

Consent King/Queen

A person that always asks for consent whether before a romantic interaction and a sexual interaction.

Orion is a consent king/queen for always asking his lover before kissing them.
Susan is a consent king/queen for asking her lover before doing anything sexual.

by CoctimusPrime April 13, 2021

Comfort concentrate

This is a code word used in situations, such as in the presence of parents, when it is inappropriate to say the word 'semen'. Mostly used in place of the word 'come' to disguise the nature of the conversation.

Oh my God, I've got comfort concentrate on my carpet...

by Setting the record straight.. May 7, 2010

Stoner Concentration

A card game used to test the potency of your marijuana. The more difficult it seems, the stronger the weed.

Stoner1: "Stoner Concentration is played like regular Concentration, only the cards are dealt face up. You have to turn two cards over and find a match."

StraightPerson: "But that's crazy!!! You're only matching the backs, and all the backs are the sa...."

Stoner2: "Cool, man. Blaze one up and deal!!!"

by Giacomojones March 8, 2017