Coconut

A hard, hairy ball that is great for bowling and has the power and strength of Jesus Christ himself. It comes from a coconut tree found in tropical areas such as; Florida, Hawaii, and other islands. In cartoons such as the one patrick watches, the main characters get hit on the head with them.

THAT GUY GOT HIT ON THE HEAD WITH A BALL OF POWER *hysterical laughing* coconut

by hellomymans January 31, 2020

Coconutting

The action of ejaculating into a coke-whore's mouth.

I ended up coconutting Ashley in the alley this afternoon.

by NOFACE512 March 9, 2021

Coconut

Apart from being a delicious fruit, it is sometimes used instead of "f*ck"

"I don't give a coconut about what Karen said"

by Krumira February 13, 2022

Coconut Cracker

Offensive slang twords Hawaiians.

"God damn coconut crackers."
"Huh?"
"Fucking Hawaiians!"
"That's fucked up man.."

by Weiners Inmy Mouth January 3, 2024

coconut bo

The best bo burnham cult ever

"Hey did you see cannesb3ans new coconut bo vid?" "Yeah she my favorite mutual!"

by strawberrymommymilk September 12, 2021

Coconut

A hairy milk carton that grows on a tree

Coconut produces milk but it has no nipples

by S.H. MonsterArts King Kong July 3, 2021

Coconut Malled

(Verb) The action to play the Coconut Mall music at others.

aka Nintendo rickrolling.

I just Coconut Malled someone online!

by beluga the suzzi cat June 4, 2023