beaver sneeze

noun-

1. Any of a variety of vaginal discharges
2. A forceful expulsion of lady-spooty from the cum dumpster.

1. John Edward's pelvis shimmered and gleamed with a fine coating of beaver sneeze not belonging to his wife.

2. Linda's beaver sneeze was of a thick, liquid humor; the ensuing belch was disgusting.

by Operator 9 January 15, 2009

beaver meat

1) gay slang for a woman's private part (vagina)

2) a word used by those with a strong aberration towards a vagina

1) Man oh man! I felt sick to my stomach when I heard Mike talk about how much he enjoyed beaver meat.

2) Mike was kind enough to used the word beaver meat instead of vajayjay when he described his friend's food fear.

by RenzTHE April 1, 2010

beaverball

same as fastpitch softball

a sport played and coached, almost exclusively by lesbians

generally understood to refer to softball when talking about an unusually unattractive "female" who plays softball

A: "What is that thing wearing the flanel?"
B: "Oh, that is Terry, she plays beaverball"
A: "Looks like a catcher"
B: "Sigh, yea a catcher"
A: "Brutal stuff"

by heteroharry May 17, 2011

Beaver Falls

The one city in Beaver County where white people our the minority, and named after big hairy beavers committing suicide.

That dude is from Beaver Falls.

by §aint June 19, 2008

Beaver Bash

A Beaver Bash is the antonym of a Sausage Fest. It’s a party where the majority of the party goers are female and thus there are a lot of beavers.

Eddy – “Saturday my girlfriend is throwing a party with all her female friends.”
Tom – “Sweet! It’s a beaver bash!”

by T.A! May 24, 2006

Sneaky Beaver

A term used by MLG announcer Chris Puckett that doesnt even make sense and doesnt involve assassinations.

... here goes Tsquared going sneaky beaver

by Ghero1014 April 21, 2010

beaver tails

When a womans tits are very flat and look like they've been sucked dry

That chick has an awful set of beaver tails on her.

by A-C-L April 14, 2004