When you get hard and/or are being shaved by your farmer/master and get sexual feelings toward him/her. Usually happens at the point in your sheepy life at the age of adolescence. Cotton Boners are natural things and should not be ridiculed or made fun of.
"Do you see Jimmy's Cotton Boner? It's HUGE!"
"Son, Cotton Boners are natural, don't worry about it"
"Dude! Quit shaving me I think I'm getting a Cotton Boner!"
"I fuck sheep..."
"Son, Cotton Boners are natural, don't worry about it"
"Dude! Quit shaving me I think I'm getting a Cotton Boner!"
"I fuck sheep..."
by SheepsHaveBigDicks February 25, 2012
Get the Cotton Bonermug. A word used to describe having a 'semi'/partial erection. Not a full blown stiffy, more of a limp one, much like having a lager shandy.
by Dojo_Media September 18, 2019
Get the Boner shandymug. When you inhale copious amounts of nicotine via the devils usb causing immediate arousal which results in a rock hard stiffy
by LeroyNoobykins June 5, 2019
Get the Nicotine Bonermug. one bitch of petite size and quality, who can withhold the long and sturdiest ride of a stiff cock. one who is addicted to riding the shaft, recovering energy from each pelvic thrust into her swamp (like a horse) the girl that most guys want to look for, but probably hangs like sleeve of wizard.
that shantell is such a boner jockey.
jennifer rode me last night like a boner jockey
imma bouts to boner jockey that mans horse dick.
jennifer rode me last night like a boner jockey
imma bouts to boner jockey that mans horse dick.
by Valley's Own April 24, 2011
Get the boner jockeymug. A huge... huge erected penis.
When you'll see one you will go
o.o face
You will be surprised by its growth. You will want to probably hump it ; as long as it's your boyfriend's one.
If it's yours or his , you may both be lucky.
When you'll see one you will go
o.o face
You will be surprised by its growth. You will want to probably hump it ; as long as it's your boyfriend's one.
If it's yours or his , you may both be lucky.
He : Dude... It's HUGE
She : *cough**cough* tremendous boner.
He : I would put it in there... If you want.
*FEMALE WINS AND GETS THE PRIZE!*
She : *cough**cough* tremendous boner.
He : I would put it in there... If you want.
*FEMALE WINS AND GETS THE PRIZE!*
by VickyVixen December 25, 2009
Get the Tremendous bonermug. Guy: dude i got a boneless boner last night when I saw this transexual midget threesome porno
Dude: boneless boners are the shiit
Dude: boneless boners are the shiit
by looneylobs July 31, 2017
Get the boneless bonermug. Paronk: Man the weirdest thing happened to me. I was pooping and when I stood up I had a boner
Tommy: Bro you had a dookie boner I get them all the time
Tommy: Bro you had a dookie boner I get them all the time
by Buttircup March 18, 2014
Get the dookie bonermug.