car blind

Being unable to see the true cost of cars to society and the environment.

My alder is so car blind he can't see how much space we give up for cars in this city.

by javasgifted February 4, 2022

App Blind

Temporarily unable to find an app in a large grid of apps on a phone or tablet.

Oh goodness, I'm app blind, I can't find that app and I know it's here somewhere.

by Jon & Kevin September 16, 2020

Blind Snowstorm

The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.

He was able to make his way out of the Blind Snowstorm and continue on for another 30 minutes.

by BaconBlitz March 1, 2018

Blind Canadian

When you put your dick in a glory hole and it’s just a bottle of maple syrup on the other side.

To take his mind off the great evil roaming the land, Kevin decided to treat himself to a blind Canadian.

by Ignacioa33 November 14, 2018

blind-gating

Staying in someone's blind spot for a really long time while driving.

Instead of passing me cleanly, the dude was just blind-gating. Luckily, I had my mirrors set up so I could see him.

by 1695814 September 6, 2013

meme blind

Brando

"That brando is meme blind"
"Brando thinks "poop" is funny"

by Joe_mcd September 28, 2017

Blunt blind

Hitting someone so hard with the truth to see if they’ll take flight or stay 4life

Karissa: I told him he needed to man up and tell me the truth, I could handle it.

Carrie: dangggg what did he say?

Karissa: He was totally shocked and told me everything! Guess he realized I’m no easy prize

Carrie: that’s a blunt blind if I’ve ever seen one

by spread that April 12, 2023