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Blind Flying

When a friend tries to blindly insert a Tampon into your vagina
“Tina tried to help with my Blind Flying but she kept missing.”
by Conartist66 November 15, 2018
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Blind Dragon

Right after cumming in her eyes, wait till she stands up, and immediately kick one of her ankles so she stands on one foot, then after she will look like a blind dragon
Bro, I thought your mom was into kinky shit, so I tried the Blind Dragon on her...

She loved it!
by RebornLegendz714 December 12, 2018
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design blind

adj. that describes individuals who are unable to recognize excellent design. Design blindness is a disorder that surpasses mere difference in taste and is typically coupled with a stubborn insistence on pursuing their own unpopular designs.

The bane of designers everywhere, design blind individuals produce efforts that are fraught with clashing colors, outdated layouts, poor lighting, complete disregard for Feng Shui, gross lack of balance, and copious examples of poor font, fabric, and furniture choices that result in generally-recognized eyesores.
I might be tone deaf, but at least I'm not design blind.

Did you see that horrendous website? Whoever made that atrocity is clearly design blind.

Your client isn't unappreciative; she's just design blind.

I want to gouge my eyes out after looking at the work of that design blind scribble monkey.

#designblind
by wanderlustjunkie June 14, 2018
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bus blind

The condition of not seeing public transit, specifically the bus, as a viable option for commuting to and from or around a city or metropolitan area.
All of the local media outlets covered parking & driving directions to reach the downtown jazz festival but not one mention of transit because they are bus blind.
by transitdad June 27, 2018
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hearing blind

it's like being blind but your deaf so just dont try to hard to think about it or you'll confuse your self.
Bob is hearing blind ...WTF is that.
by SadCandy56 June 4, 2018
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Blind as Bickers

When a person is in their mid forties and refuses to accept they are blind. Particularly, they think they only need reading glasses whilst in reality, they are blind as fuck and should wear tartan or leopard glasses at all times.
Look at the nick of him trying to read that recipe. He’s as blind as Bickers.
by Elvis Cole May 19, 2018
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Tear-blind

tear-blind is when you cry so much all the tears in your eye makes it hard for you to see and you technically go blind from your own tears
Person 1:Bro I cried so much I can’t see no more
Person 2:What?
Person 1:I went tear-blind
by Bigtoez July 25, 2019
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