pepper blaster

A self defense weapon built by Swiss company Guardian Angel and marketed in the U.S. By Kimber firearms. It fires a blast of pepper spray at high velocity up to 13 feet. It points like a pistol and delivers its payload via a pyrotechnic charge for each of its two shots

Some guy tried to rob my wife with a knife but before he could get to her she hit him with the pepper blaster and he was a miserable ball of agony from then on. Next time though she will use her new Kel Tech p3At...then it's dirt nap time!

by Dapper Dagorhirim May 9, 2015

Math Blasters

Math teachers who use math equations to get there rocks off.

Teacher 1: Some of the other math teachers and I are creating a group to satisfy our needs. We call it Math Blasters, wanna join?

Teacher 2: That sounds like just what I need to satisfy MY math loving kink.

by anonymous August 15, 2022

Crack blaster

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.

I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.

by Dickbender December 4, 2021

skull blaster

When one guy cums enough for a whole bukkake.

Person A: wow, did you go too a bukkake?
Person B: No, it was a skull blaster.

by Dat boi 10000000000000000 July 6, 2017

Bahraini Blaster (noun)

A man, nay, a legend who has risen up the ranks for his national cricket team. So dedicated to the art that he faces life long debilitating shoulder problems caused by the speed at which he launches balls at his foes. Loves Stanford also.

Bahraini Blaster (noun)

"Is that Imran Khan?"
"No, it's the Bahraini Blaster"

by megadrivemayhem August 9, 2022

Hit blaster

A mainstream listener, Usually knows nothing about music, Also known as a music normie. Any true hit blaster will do the following:
-Listens to anything trending without taking risks outside popular stuff
-Scared of anything above 150 BPM
-Claims they "listen to everything"

-Calls shitty mainstream bands "Indie" (whatever that means anymore)
-Listens extremely mainly to Pop, Will occasionally listen to weak Rock or mainstream EDM (like Marshmello and The Chainsmokers)
-Knows nothing about music
-Will die if they hear a Deathstep or Splittercore song
-Probably 8-14 y/o
-Calls any EDM song Dubstep

Music expert: Hi, What's your favorite music genre?
Hit blaster: I listen to everything
Music expert: Really? What do you think about this song? *Shows them Noisekick - Reaching For The Sky*
Hit blaster: *Dies*
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Hit blaster: Hey look at this great indie song I found! *shows random ass mainstream band*
Music expert: What's so indie about this?
Hit blaster: The style bro
Music expert: Indie means industrial, Not released on a label, This was released on vevo, That's a label

by Solvo November 19, 2021

Nugget Blaster

Someone who cuts you off on the road. usually used when driving.

"What a nugget blaster they just cut me off"

by potatoacat April 18, 2020