Asian Tingles

When you are near or touching something that makes you Asian and gives you Tingles

Wow that melted cheese stick gives me the Asian Tingles

by Red4728472 December 11, 2019

ASIAN GRADING SYSTEM

A = AVERAGE
B = BELT TIME
C = CANT COME HOME
D = DOG HOUSE
F = FIND A NEW FAMILY

MOM: YOU GET THE B. I AM GOING TO WHIP YOUR ASS. GET THE A+ OR CHOPSTICK UP ASS AND NO RICE FOR 3 DAYS!
ASIAN SON: I DO THE SO MUCH EXTRA CREDIT! I'M JUST NO SMART!
MOM: YOU A DISAPPOINTMENT. GO TO THE DOG HOUSE AND SPEND THE NIGHT WITH THE DINNER. YOU KNOW WHAT THE ASIAN GRADING SYSTEM IS!!!!!

by PERSONWITHALLOFTHEA+ January 27, 2020

Asian Nose Syndrome

A person’s nose being round, on the flatter side, and usually not pointy as the result of Asian parents/parent.

Just look it up people.

“Yo, Cecilia has some serious Asian Nose Syndrome”

by I shitted actually February 22, 2020

Asian parents

The type of parents who will literally punish you to death if it means coming home without an A grade or better.
Expect little to no allowance as they are literally fucktards who just wanna save every single cent and not let their kids indulge in anything.
Expects you to go to some ivy league school and forces you to study till your brains go bonkers.
Expects you to get married as soon as you hit your late 20s and will nag at you until you are deaf.
They don't realise how much times have changed and it's no longer the traditional upbringing that makes someone do well in society. Why based a child's worth on how many achievements he's got? That's like raising a kid and then expect him to repay you with triple or double the amount.

Funny incident:
I was at one of my best bud's house at one time and he got yelled at for being a moron since he hasn't cleaned up his room. He then replies since it would be messy again then why bother cleaning it. He got grounded apparently. As of currently, he has moved out and stayed with a couple of friends here and there. He told me he has never feel so much happier instead of the constant berating and getting fucked by his parents for trivial issues such as grades,haircut,what time he has to go home,etc. The list goes on. He has moved out so yeah.

Asian parents are such a pain in the neck.

by BrynnBang89 February 11, 2021

Asif

He might look cold hearted but he is best thing that could happen to anyone, he has a very pure heart and his existence is something you'd crave for eternity. Lets not forget how adorable his voice is that soothes your heart and dives into your heart. He is someone very possessive for people he likes. He probably wouldn't like you giving attention to soemone else more than him.

Why do you need other boys when you've asif in your life, he is all in one.

by Rmxxx October 11, 2021

Asidget

An Asian midget

Me: ayo Luke did you hear about John's new friend, he's an asidget.
Luke: No way he met an Asian midget, nice.

by Silent175 November 26, 2021

asian hurricane

when 3 or more asians firmly grasp there acquaintances cocks and spit and twist until the male cums enough to form a wave like shape of cum towards there asian brothers while they slowly try and find out why they belong

the boys really wanted to try a asian hurricane but didn’t have enough guys

by Vikingowen February 2, 2022