To have two woman position themselves opposite of each other with their legs open while sitting on top of a man and then they squeeze his cock between their cunts and move themselves up and down.
by Ricken Backer June 29, 2004
i) To be unintelligent to the point that anything resembling any comprehensive or sensical thought is completely bypassed and unable to be understood.
ii) To be so stupid, so incredibly idiotic, so outright dumb, that on a scale of dumbtitude, one is 50 thousand leagues under the dumb.
iii) iggy
ii) To be so stupid, so incredibly idiotic, so outright dumb, that on a scale of dumbtitude, one is 50 thousand leagues under the dumb.
iii) iggy
I saw this fan design the other day, it had one prong, not two, or one long one. JUST ONE. There was no way it could work and it just wobbled and bumped into the ceiling. Fucking 50 thousand leagues under the dumb right there man.
Holy jesus christ iggy you're 50 thousand leagues under the dumb. -dre and/or Fox
Holy jesus christ iggy you're 50 thousand leagues under the dumb. -dre and/or Fox
by starcake August 6, 2003
For baseball-playing kids: Something to strive for.
For anybody above fifteen: A ridiculous eleven-day attempt to make them feel like cynical cranks.
For Kellogs Frosted Flakes, and ESPN: An eleven-day stretch where money flows in like crazy.
For anybody above fifteen: A ridiculous eleven-day attempt to make them feel like cynical cranks.
For Kellogs Frosted Flakes, and ESPN: An eleven-day stretch where money flows in like crazy.
The Little Leaguer from the American team went up to the plate. Bases loaded, one out, bottom sixth, 1-1 tie, Little League World Series world championship. The Little Leaguer gets a hit, bouncing right by the opposing shortstop, giving the American team the victory and making the Little Leaguer an international celebrity because of a stupid hit.
P.S. The opposing shortstop went back to Japan, changed his name, and became an emo.
P.S. The opposing shortstop went back to Japan, changed his name, and became an emo.
by biWinning 573 October 2, 2011
A new five-base system adopted to refer to sexual activity. California kickball has five bases, and that is the metaphor used. First base is making out. Second is groping. Third is a handjob or fingering. Fourth is a blowjob or eating out. And home is the obvious.
And for those people who happen to skip a base, they chill out at the pitchers mound.
And for those extra special people who are extremely innocent, they are still trying find their way to the field from the parking lot.
And for those people who happen to skip a base, they chill out at the pitchers mound.
And for those extra special people who are extremely innocent, they are still trying find their way to the field from the parking lot.
Joe couldn't get anywhere in the California Kickball Five Base League last night... his asian roommate was there.
by rejca May 5, 2009
(AKA CNZDL)
The only league known to man that includes a league within a league, hence the leage of extrordinary gentlemen being created for the sole purpose of killing zombies created by Chuck Norris's bad dreams.
Members include:
Mel Gibson
Sean Connery
Shaq
You With The Face
and many, many more
The only league known to man that includes a league within a league, hence the leage of extrordinary gentlemen being created for the sole purpose of killing zombies created by Chuck Norris's bad dreams.
Members include:
Mel Gibson
Sean Connery
Shaq
You With The Face
and many, many more
OMFG! I'm soo glad that teh Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League defeated The Flood in Halo!!
If it weren't for teh CNZDL, I would be eating you right now! Thanks Mel Gibson!
If it weren't for teh CNZDL, I would be eating you right now! Thanks Mel Gibson!
by That kid from wolcott high May 16, 2010
Liam: Hey Ben! Are you ready to get beat up?
Ben: No? Why?
Liam: Today is National Punch a League of Legends Player Day!!!
Ben: No? Why?
Liam: Today is National Punch a League of Legends Player Day!!!
by ihateleagueoflegends November 6, 2021