New Stanton Lower lot pothole pucker

When you and your work partner are riding in the same vehicle nude & on ones lap, you then insert said meat stick into partners rear side while heading to the lower lot looking for the most destructive pothole and gun it. Once the pothole is hit your partners rectum clinches so hard it leaves a bruise around the top of your meat stick and you end up chumming like a volcano that has not erupted in 269 years

Hey Stan, would you like to go do the new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker with me since we have some free down time. Gus is more than happy to teach Stan the beloved new Stanton lower lot pothole pucker!

by Scooter Tooter February 11, 2025

Double Parking Lot Surprise

When you're leaving a movie with your girl and she's wearing a miniskirt and out of nowhere you fist her vag and ass at the same time.

"Did you hear why Katie's having trouble walking? John gave her the double parking lot surprise after watching Mockingjay part 1!"

by patohoulahan March 28, 2015

cross-lot

(v.) To drive across a parking lot by cutting through the parking spaces instead of staying within the designated driving lanes. This is considered illegal in many states, as it can endanger the well-being of those within the parking lot. Also cross-lotter (n.), someone who cross-lots. These terms are typically used while yelling at other drivers in a parking lot in a fit of road rage.

(While shaking fist in the air in disgust) "Look at that guy cross-lotting at 50 mph! Could he be any more of an idiot?!"
"Damn cross-lotters! Stay in your lane!!"

by ellogrl July 21, 2012

Marking Lot

DO NOT SAY THIS (only hispanics have the marking lot pass)

you will definitely be labeled a bigot if you say this

Jack: Hey Jerry, say "parking lot, but with a m"

Jerry: "marking lot"

Jack: WOAH YOU CAN'T SAY THAT

by Hhdnzpo7!!! January 9, 2021

fat lot of good

Informal, not at all good or useful.

Paul can't drive so he was a fat lot of good when I broke my arm

by onceuponatime68 February 18, 2017

I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot

Gay code for having blown a man in a parking lot.

I liked this dude so much I gave my life to Christ in the parking lot.

by Glemp August 21, 2025

Parking lotted

Where your spinning in circles. Starring at each other backs... wondering where u parked the car.. hoping the bags don't rip open lol and groceries don't spill....dude what does mine say?

Dude that mf so baked, he can't find his car... straight parking lotted

by Clickbaitpopupblocker May 21, 2024