Stub in the bum

This is when you end up mugging off all of your mates charging them an excessive amount of money to go in their car and then go to shag a polish refugee.
Brooklyn: Wanna go ride bikes today?
Dave: Nah sorry, going to go Stub in the Bum instead
by Euan Haines December 30, 2020
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Gay Bum

A bum that walks around with a slight smirk on his face, asking everyone in sight if they're gay. He will approach random guys, look around to see if anyone's watching, then point at them and ask "you gay?". Typically found in libraries, this one is best to be avoided.
Random Dude: Ah, finally an empty computer! Now to check my email...
Gay Bum: Sits down right next to him, rolls his chair closer and points. "you gay?".
Random Dude: Huh, who are you?
Gay Bum: Yeah, I figured you were gay..
by re3ja June 21, 2013
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Bum towels

Ah shit we're completely out of bum towels and I really need to go. bog roll
by Auslang April 17, 2015
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Dunton Bum

The soreness between butt cheeks resulting from heavy sweating
Jesus!!! i need to go and have a wipe up i have a savage dunton bum.
by Twitters March 18, 2009
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Bum Question

A fart with an upwards inflection. When you fart with an upard inflection your fart is actualy asking you, or those arond you, a question and should be listened to.
*Upward inflected fart*
Man:"Oh, My bum just asked if you like the smell of other peoples poop?"
Woman in lift:"In answer to your bum question, The smell makes me horny."
by Vaganus October 12, 2010
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bum sleuth

A gay proctologist, or bum doctor. Can also be used as a slang word used for insult
My mates dad is a 'Bum Sleuth', or, 'shut it you Bum Sleuth!'
by WuddaWhist February 09, 2009
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Fizzy Bum

The act of inserting an ecstasy tablet into the anus, in an attempt to maximise the effect of the drug.
Get that pill out of your mouth!

It's destined to become a Fizzy Bum, and it's headed straight for my arse.
by Edward Honda July 12, 2008
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