Wet Spermy

After performing oral sex on a male, post "explosion", the female/male then proceeds to swish her/his finger in mouth pre-swallowing gathering a glob of cum and inserting finger into male's ear using a circular motion. Form of Wet Willy.

"My boyfriend went from blissful to irate after I gave him a wet spermy."

"Why is this guy using all my q-tips?!"
"This fool just got wet spermied!"

by Shellbot1 October 7, 2013

Wet Rabbit

A phrase that sounds like typical U.D. raunchy slang but in fact means exactly what it says.

I clicked on a link marked Wet Rabbit and it had a picture of a wet rabbit.

by Jeffalump September 28, 2010

wet bruce

To ejaculate messily in one's pants and not change after.

"Honey, if you keep dancing against me like that, I'ma have a wet bruce."

by Methuselah Perrywinkle January 18, 2009

Wet Wanda

When someone takes their finger out of a girl's vagina and then inserts it into her ear. Like a Wet Willy, but with vaginal mucus instead of saliva.

That girl from the party wouldn't sleep with me after I gave her a wet wanda, but it was totally worth it.

by Nirkit! November 2, 2008

Wet Billy

When you suck your finger, make it really slobbery and stick it in a persons bellybutton.

I'm going to give him such a big Wet Billy if he spits in my food again! >:@

by ColdSauce October 4, 2010

Wet Bandits

The two theifs on Home Alone, Marv and Harry who leaves the water on in every house.

Marv: Remember, we're the wet bandits.
Harry: Shut Up!

by coolperson21 September 25, 2011

wet hat

A well used (and therefore wet) condom that a male discovers on his penis once he awakens from post-coital slumber. A wet hat typically results from a particularly aggressive sexcapade, which causes the male to collapse into a slumber immediately after ejaculating but before he has the chance to remove his spunk filled, vaginally lubricated scabbard.

Jon: I was fucked up on a lot of tequila and triple sec last night and ended up boning the hell out of Kate a few times. I think we ended up using a bunch of rubbers and the rest of my xtc, too.

Joe: Fuck! Did you have to cuddle afterwards?

Jon: Nah, I got pretty lucky -- I totally fell asleep right away. But I did have to deal with a wet hat in the morning.

by nb c lo May 26, 2009