making telephone stew

used to describe a person who is talking on the phone for a long time.

my boss has been making telephone stew for 1 hour during his office phone meeting...

by distinctneon3847 February 2, 2023

Beef Stew

When your shit turns runny and chunky but it get difficult to come out, so you stick you hand up your ass to force it out. Basically your shit looks like chunky campbells canned soup. Wowa woowa Jek sie masz!¡¡🙇🏿 ♂️👬🧑 🦯🧑 🦯🧑 🦯🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡✊🏿✊🏿🇺🇦✊🏿🇺🇦🇺🇦✊🏿🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🐒🐒🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🇺🇦🦖🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🦖🍑🍑らたらあやたかはたなたやたやなたなたなた

I was on the toilet then I relished I got the beef stew, i was like “fuck this isn’t good”.

by Urrrrrrrpoody February 7, 2023

Stew-pitt

1.)Your mind when it is at risk of boiling over with seemingly infinte quantities of genius ideas.

To mere mortals these ideas may seem incomprehensible and "stewpit".

2.)A moshpit that is moving in a circular motion and is about to boil over with the hot sweat of countless roving bodies.

1.) When I smoked that J a billion brilliant ideas flooded my mind. The waters of the flood soon began to boil as the unbridled energy of countless unborn ideas stoked the fires of my mind. My mind was a real stew-pitt.

2.) The stew-pitt was so hot and wet I felt as if I was about to be boiled alive.

by Dedraterdater February 8, 2023

Stewing

The act of sitting/lying very still on a comfy surface, wrapped in blankets and wearing big hoodies for a long period of time. Often combined with watching tv, dozing and/or scrolling TikTok.

Noah: "where have you been all day Sam?"

Sam: "stewing"

by barkingatthebirds February 13, 2023

Jordanian stew

A term used right before you slap someone that is drunk or getting close to passing out. It’s a split second fair warning for the person being slapped.

Nate was really drunk at the bar so I Jordanian stewed him. He was good to go after that and partied like a rockstar the rest of the night.

by BAGMS December 5, 2023

Sussy Stew

Liquid diarrhea at times when you don’t expect it.

I was at football practice, then all of the sudden I felt the need to go create some sussy stew.

by Kixelpeak December 12, 2023

naked beef stew

The act of pulling one’s pants down and deliberately farting on another’s face while they are being restrained

Wesly naked beef stewed Jack last night while he was sleeping!

by Jesly Guesa July 18, 2023